Help me design a boobytrap for my room

[Cumulonimbus]

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yeah just llike buy or steal a Lion or something and lock it up in the house.

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PEOPLE CAN GET PAST A DOG, BUT NOONE [censored] WITH A LION!

[Seraphim]

Hire Aragorn, Son of Arathorn to provide room protection.

[Phatsac]

rusty nails on the floors.

where do u live in cville?
14th st/rugby?

[UATrewqaz]

Rig up a big pile of bricks or bowling ball or something heavy to fall on someone who enters your room via the door (and lock the door of course)

You'll also need to have a way of getting in to undo the trap later.

[meleader2]

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Dear BBV,

I beseech you for your collective wisdom oh mighty BBV.

Beat: It seems that everytime I go back home from college for the holidays, the house I'm living in get broken into. There's no one there during the holidays so it's an easy target. Things sometimes get stolen and there's always some property damage. I always take my laptop, digital camera, etc. with me when I leave. The police have done nothing and now the house is gonna be empty for a whole month as everyone goes home for winter break. I estimate the chance of a break-in at 99%. BBV, help me come up with some boobytraps I can set up to turn this beat into a brag.

Hugs and Kisses,
Gugel

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if u actually want to do some damage, bake some cookies and leave them on the counter/kitchen table when u guys leave. make sure this is in PLAIN sight, just lying there, so there's no way they miss it. no doubt they'll want to eat one. however, these aren't ordinary cookies. if u want to kill the robbers, simply use poisonous substances found around the house. if u want to make them real sick u can use other things that will give them the pukes/runs for days.

[AK47Suited]

Just get a couple of wooden boards, take them into your garage and hammer nails into them.

Strategicly place a couple of these in key entry areas or dark hallways.

[Messiahkid]

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Dear BBV,

I beseech you for your collective wisdom oh mighty BBV.

Beat: It seems that everytime I go back home from college for the holidays, the house I'm living in get broken into. There's no one there during the holidays so it's an easy target. Things sometimes get stolen and there's always some property damage. I always take my laptop, digital camera, etc. with me when I leave. The police have done nothing and now the house is gonna be empty for a whole month as everyone goes home for winter break. I estimate the chance of a break-in at 99%. BBV, help me come up with some boobytraps I can set up to turn this beat into a brag.

Hugs and Kisses,
Gugel

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if u actually want to do some damage, bake some cookies and leave them on the counter/kitchen table when u guys leave. make sure this is in PLAIN sight, just lying there, so there's no way they miss it. no doubt they'll want to eat one. however, these aren't ordinary cookies. if u want to kill the robbers, simply use poisonous substances found around the house. if u want to make them real sick u can use other things that will give them the pukes/runs for days.

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WINNAR SO FAR

[netstorm]

You take a piece of wood. Smash some rusty old nails in them, then lay it upside down on the floor. The rest... well, see for yourself!



then...



which leads to...




You should have only one problem... gettin rid of the blood and corpse.


Of course, that doesnt take away the problems we have from the cat burglars. For them, you have to hire a specialist.

[PITTM]

please use claymores. would that like, be legal?

rj

[Gugel]

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wtf - this happens at UVA?

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i have enemies