Post a stupid, yet funny, joke

[deadbody]

Whats black and blue and hates sex?
The kid in my trunk.



A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

[cianosheehan]

wow some of these are bad

[27offsuit]

What do you call a smart blond?






A Golden Retriever

[xx44]

A grasshopper walks into a bar.
Bartender says "we have a drink named after you".
Grasshopper asks,"you have a drink named Steve?"

[mrkilla]

A Priest, A Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar, The Bartnerder Says " What is this a Joke?"

[Shilly]

What did the zero say to the eight?






Nice belt.

[ACG2x]

Credit for this one goes to The Sopranos where I heard Ralphie tell it-

Mrs. Custer decides she wants a painting remembering her husband's (General George Custer) last stand. So she goes to an artist and tells him she wants something that displays his final thoughts in the battle during which he was killed.

The artist goes to work and comes back a while later with the painting. Mrs. Custer looks at it and says "What is this? This painting is just a bunch of cows with halos on their heads and several Native Americans fornicating".

The artist responds - "you wanted a painting of your husband's thoughts during that last battle right?"

A confused Mrs. Custer says "yes, I did..."

The artist says "that's what I gave you, your husband's thoughts. 'Holy cow, look at all those fu(king Indians!'"

[stigmata]

what do you do with an Islamic dog?






muzzle 'im

[pokerbobo]

WHAT DO YOU CALL 10000 MASTURBATING COWS?





Beef Strokinoff

[solids]

A banana and a vibrator and sitting on a table. The banana turns to the vibrator and says, "What are you shaking for? They're gonna EAT me."