$50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

[Rzitup]

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Flop: No Wai he has Ace.


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[CyberMuppet]

Pre-flop:
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function preflop() {
if(c1.suit == c2.suit) {
cappot = 1; // ZOMG sooted
} else {
if(c1.ace || c2.ace) {
call = true;
}
}
}
</pre><hr />
Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function flop() {
if(isFirstToAct) {
bet = true; // We never get here without a great hand, so bet ldo
}
if(villain.raise &amp;&amp; villain.raisepf) { // cont. raise ldo, always raise
raise = true;
}
}
</pre><hr />
Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function turn() {
while(stillHaveCards) {
bet_raise++; // we never get here without a great hand, so always bet
}
}
</pre><hr />
River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function river() {
//if we get here, check hand to see if we are good
if(hasPair) {
wearegood = true; //We never get here without a hand
bet_raise++; // Never fold a pair in limit
}
shipit();
}
</pre><hr />
Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB

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<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> Syntax error. </pre><hr />

[KamiKatze]

[ QUOTE ]


Pre-flop:
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function preflop() {
if(c1.suit == c2.suit) {
cappot = 1; // ZOMG sooted
} else {
if(c1.ace || c2.ace) {
call = true;
}
}
}
</pre><hr />
Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function flop() {
if(isFirstToAct) {
bet = true; // We never get here without a great hand, so bet ldo
}
if(villain.raise &amp;&amp; villain.raisepf) { // cont. raise ldo, always raise
raise = true;
}
}
</pre><hr />
Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function turn() {
while(stillHaveCards) {
bet_raise++; // we never get here without a great hand, so always bet
}
}
</pre><hr />
River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>
function river() {
//if we get here, check hand to see if we are good
if(hasPair) {
wearegood = true; //We never get here without a hand
bet_raise++; // Never fold a pair in limit
}
shipit();
}
</pre><hr />
Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB

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<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> Syntax error. </pre><hr />

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sorry, but ... wtf?

[Dudd]

[ QUOTE ]
sorry, but ... wtf?

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[pfc_ivan12323232]

Second Place: Name on stars ivann14 .. Thnx a lot !

$30 received. Dont have any words to say what legend the OP is. Will ship back if i build my rollz [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[hslater]

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sorry, but ... wtf?

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[x] third panel made me laugh more than any other post today

[Ephialtes]

[ QUOTE ]
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sorry, but ... wtf?

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there was a thread with one million pics like this, cant find anymore

[Rips]

He probably just joined the charity wave and decided that a limit donk deserved a early christmas gift more than a african child.

[socloseyosoclose]

[ QUOTE ]

5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>)

Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls

Hero: "I'm all in"
Villain: "No you're not"
Hero: "[censored]"

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls

Hero: "I bet the max"
Villain: "If Annette can play blind, I can too"

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls

Hero: "Still the nuts, I bet"
Villain: "If Annette can play blind I can too"

Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB

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Villain: "No wonder Helen Keller sucked at poker"

[Gullanian]

LOL SWEET I WON! [censored]! FFS! TY! that made me so happy ty!