Choose your CYOA

[Iron_Yuppie]

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B) Trace chuckle's location using the expensive computer resources at your disposal

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IY...

for the 359th time...we are NOT paying you royalties.

take us to court...i'm green. we'll bury you.

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I will not stop harrassing you until I get fully 1/3 of what you and GT1T cleared.

I stole the idea from another forum first. I have my rights and I will protect them!

[metsandfinsfan]

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A) Keep the trace going.

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[metsandfinsfan]

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A) Keep the trace going.

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You continue to scan chuckles computer and cat pictures keep popping up. Many of them make you laugh. They all seem to be hyper lynks. WHich one do you click

A)

B)

C)

[kokiri]

b) Foodz

[metsandfinsfan]

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b) Foodz

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psst ur supposed to continue the story now

[kokiri]

You click on the catpic and the machine starts to whirr and groan. The screen freezes as the machine thinks - why are the PCs so damm slow, can't they just upgrade to Vista already? As you lean back and wait for some reaction from the white box of misery in front of you, a sudden noise and some movement in the corner of your eye catch your attention.

From your cubicle you can just see the kitchen space and in it the Ethiopian. He is standing back from the fridge, its door hanging open, with a look of surprise on his face. As you watch, a small tortoiseshell cat springs down from the fresh fruit shelf and runs away down the side of the wall.

'Bizarre,' you think to yourself as the Ethiopian shakes his head, grabs a coke and shuts the fridge door. You turn back to your computer. The screen has gone blank, and some smoke is rising slowly from the vents at the back. There is a faint smell of burning. After some futile efforts to restart your machine, whilst the volume of smoke appears to be growing, you grab your phone and call IT.

After some inane music a cheery voice comes online, "Ronnie Reboot, how can I help you?" There are now small flames rising from your PC.

Do you:

a) try to put out the flames using your jacket.
b) scream abuse at IT support for making you wait so long
c) run to the wall and hit the fire alarm

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b) scream abuse at IT support for making you wait so long


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b) scream abuse at IT support for making you wait so long

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You rant and rave to support but since the support is in india, you cannot understand a word the tech person is saying. You ask to speak to their supervisor when all of the sudden -- their supervisor appears on your smoking computer screen



ZOMG IT IS DIKSHIT!

I HATE YOUR COUNTRY. BILL FRIST RUINED MY LIFE. ALL OF YOUR COMPUTERS IS BELONG TO ME NOW.
I WILL GIVE YOU ONE QUESTION TO ASK ME BEFORE I BLOW UP YOUR COMPUTER

What question do you ask?
A) Is partypoker rigged?
B) Is there a doom switch?
C) Bastard?

[kokiri]

b)

[kokiri]

"one question...hm let me see... Tell me, is there a doom switch?"

"IS THERE A DOOMSWITCH? IS THERE A DOOM SWITCH? AHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAAAAAA?!! IS THERE A DOOM SWITCH? DOES A BEAR [censored] IN THE WOODS? IS THE POPE CATHOLIC? DO CAT PICS LEAD TO THE END OF THE RAINBOW? OF COURSE THERE'S A DOOM SWITCH!!!"

"Hang on, the end of the rainbow? - I thought that Cat Pics were just a common internet meme possessing no greater meaning beyond the eternal cuteness of kittens (thanks wikipedia)?"

"I SAID ONE QUESTION. THAT IS ALL"

With that, your PC screen dies. the glass is beginning to warp. There is a bang, and a capacitor shoots out of the main body of the PC and hits you in the chest.

"having trouble with your PC?" The ethopian is back, and he leans over your desk, towards the flames which are growing higher. "this happened to mine once," he says, "its a problem with your drivers. Don't worry, I'll fix it. You need to restore the virtual memory. I'll soon have it up and running."

You step back. It's not obvious which is more surprising - that the Ethiopian is trying to help you, or that he is currently pouring from a can of coke into the opening from your CD Rom. Anyway, the Ethiopian is engrossed now, so you move over to his desk. A picture of Dikshit you never noticed before is pinned above his diary.

Do you:

a) check out what's on his PC
b) look through his coat pockets.
3) get out of the room before the fire gets out of control