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  #31  
Old 12-16-2006, 03:46 PM
DCopper04 DCopper04 is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JacquelineC
JacquelineC: Welcome to ChaCha!
JacquelineC: Greetings, how may I assist you with this search?
You: hello
You: i am looking for something called goatse
You: i have no idea what it is
You: please find it for me
JacquelineC: Give me a just few moments to locate those results for you.
You: i have heard it is awesome
You: like teh nutz
JacquelineC: Are these results sufficient?
You: would you click on it to tell me what it is please?
JacquelineC: I already did now you can check it out for yourself
You: could you describe it please?
JacquelineC: Beyond words
JacquelineC: You'll have to look for yourself
You: that awesome, eh?
JacquelineC: wonderful
JacquelineC: and artistic too
JacquelineC: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: just curious, how much do you get paid to work for cha cha?
JacquelineC: Sometimes not enough
JacquelineC: Thanks for searching with ChaCha!
JacquelineC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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  #32  
Old 12-16-2006, 03:50 PM
marchron marchron is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

[ QUOTE ]
what was the first thing you typed in?

<--------------"Poop"

[/ QUOTE ]
"huge boobs"

But I terminated it after reading this:

[ QUOTE ]
sherric: well let me tell you something, I knew what you really wanted, but we are not allowed to post animal sex or any other sexually photos or porn, so I guess you will have to go somewhere else to pleasure yourself

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, then what the hell's the point?
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  #33  
Old 12-16-2006, 03:59 PM
The Truth The Truth is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaG
AmandaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmandaG: What can I help you find?
You: hey uhh i was looking for sites that have girlfriends you can buy
AmandaG: Any particular price range?
You: I would be willing to spend 10,000 i think.
You: wait, 9000, SOB, sorry of im slow, trying to play poker while i type
AmandaG: All right, let me see what I can find for you.
You: you like poker?
AmandaG: I don't play it too often.
You: Listen to this [censored], I catch AA mp2, I limp cause you know why, my hand is so strongf, 5 callers
You: BB raises it to 140, cha ching, i just call, so do 2 others
You: flop is K 4 3
You: bb bets, i call, other fold
You: turn is a 2, he checks, i push
You: his 22 good
You: WTF?!?!
AmandaG: ...
You: find me a GF yet?
AmandaG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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  #34  
Old 12-16-2006, 04:01 PM
The Truth The Truth is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JacquelineC
JacquelineC: Welcome to ChaCha!
JacquelineC: Greetings, how may I assist you with this search?
You: hello
You: i am looking for something called goatse
You: i have no idea what it is
You: please find it for me
JacquelineC: Give me a just few moments to locate those results for you.
You: i have heard it is awesome
You: like teh nutz
JacquelineC: Are these results sufficient?
You: would you click on it to tell me what it is please?
JacquelineC: I already did now you can check it out for yourself
You: could you describe it please?
JacquelineC: Beyond words
JacquelineC: You'll have to look for yourself
You: that awesome, eh?
JacquelineC: wonderful
JacquelineC: and artistic too
JacquelineC: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: just curious, how much do you get paid to work for cha cha?
JacquelineC: Sometimes not enough
JacquelineC: Thanks for searching with ChaCha!
JacquelineC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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You had a cool guide.
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  #35  
Old 12-16-2006, 04:18 PM
BradleyT BradleyT is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaG
AmandaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmandaG: What can I help you find?
You: hey uhh i was looking for sites that have girlfriends you can buy
AmandaG: Any particular price range?
You: I would be willing to spend 10,000 i think.
You: wait, 9000, SOB, sorry of im slow, trying to play poker while i type
AmandaG: All right, let me see what I can find for you.
You: you like poker?
AmandaG: I don't play it too often.
You: Listen to this [censored], I catch AA mp2, I limp cause you know why, my hand is so strongf, 5 callers
You: BB raises it to 140, cha ching, i just call, so do 2 others
You: flop is K 4 3
You: bb bets, i call, other fold
You: turn is a 2, he checks, i push
You: his 22 good
You: WTF?!?!
AmandaG: ...
You: find me a GF yet?
AmandaG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

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Awesome.
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  #36  
Old 12-16-2006, 04:32 PM
N 82 50 24 N 82 50 24 is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaG
AmandaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmandaG: What can I help you find?
You: hey uhh i was looking for sites that have girlfriends you can buy
AmandaG: Any particular price range?
You: I would be willing to spend 10,000 i think.
You: wait, 9000, SOB, sorry of im slow, trying to play poker while i type
AmandaG: All right, let me see what I can find for you.
You: you like poker?
AmandaG: I don't play it too often.
You: Listen to this [censored], I catch AA mp2, I limp cause you know why, my hand is so strongf, 5 callers
You: BB raises it to 140, cha ching, i just call, so do 2 others
You: flop is K 4 3
You: bb bets, i call, other fold
You: turn is a 2, he checks, i push
You: his 22 good
You: WTF?!?!
AmandaG: ...
You: find me a GF yet?
AmandaG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

[/ QUOTE ]
lol
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  #37  
Old 12-16-2006, 04:35 PM
51cards 51cards is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

Puhlease, keep posting these. So awesome.

What it do?
Just chillin'
How about you
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  #38  
Old 12-16-2006, 04:35 PM
frostbrn frostbrn is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

Someone should hit the "become a guide" link to try it from the other side. It would be much more funny from the other side.
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  #39  
Old 12-16-2006, 04:49 PM
tribefan9 tribefan9 is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BrianD
BrianD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi brian
BrianD: Hello
You: can you help me make a google?
BrianD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: I want to google
BrianD: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: what is a google?
BrianD: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
BrianD: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: should I make a google of them?
BrianD: sure
BrianD: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: do you make googles?
BrianD: no
You: can you tell me how?
BrianD: no
You: do you know anyone who can?
BrianD: no
You: a friend of mine makes lots of googles
You: should I ask him?
BrianD: perhaps you should pioneer one
You: pioneer a google?
BrianD: you know be oginial
You: oginial? is that a descendent of a google?
BrianD: yes
You: this is all very confusing
You: I just want to make a google
BrianD: let me transfer you....you may find a google guide to help you
You: you have a google guide!
You: excellent!
BrianD: wait....lets look and see first..
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SusanM
SusanM: Welcome to ChaCha!
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  #40  
Old 12-16-2006, 05:04 PM
Shilly Shilly is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

BarbaraT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
BarbaraT: Hi
You: I have a rather delicate question
BarbaraT: OK
You: i'm looking for information
You: about
You: syphillis
You: I think I may have it
BarbaraT: Not a problem - will send you some sites with information
You: see, this girl told me she was clean
You: but now i'm burning all over
You: it sucks!
You: do you have a site with some pictures?
BarbaraT: Checking
You: i'm freaking out
You: have you ever had an STD?
BarbaraT: Seems like a pretty personal question, but no
You: i'm sorry
BarbaraT: Not a problem
You: any luck with the pictures?
BarbaraT: Still checking
BarbaraT: I think the last one is the best as far as pictures
BarbaraT: Are these results OK?
You: hmm
You: that doesn't look very close
You: can you try
You: genital warts?
BarbaraT: I think the sites I sent have info on pretty much everything, but you might try that as a new search
BarbaraT: I can only search one topic per request - sorry
BarbaraT: Have a great day! ...and good luck
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