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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JacquelineC JacquelineC: Welcome to ChaCha! JacquelineC: Greetings, how may I assist you with this search? You: hello You: i am looking for something called goatse You: i have no idea what it is You: please find it for me JacquelineC: Give me a just few moments to locate those results for you. You: i have heard it is awesome You: like teh nutz JacquelineC: Are these results sufficient? You: would you click on it to tell me what it is please? JacquelineC: I already did now you can check it out for yourself You: could you describe it please? JacquelineC: Beyond words JacquelineC: You'll have to look for yourself You: that awesome, eh? JacquelineC: wonderful JacquelineC: and artistic too JacquelineC: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: just curious, how much do you get paid to work for cha cha? JacquelineC: Sometimes not enough JacquelineC: Thanks for searching with ChaCha! JacquelineC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. |
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what was the first thing you typed in? <--------------"Poop" [/ QUOTE ] "huge boobs" But I terminated it after reading this: [ QUOTE ] sherric: well let me tell you something, I knew what you really wanted, but we are not allowed to post animal sex or any other sexually photos or porn, so I guess you will have to go somewhere else to pleasure yourself [/ QUOTE ] Well, then what the hell's the point? |
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaG AmandaG: Welcome to ChaCha! AmandaG: What can I help you find? You: hey uhh i was looking for sites that have girlfriends you can buy AmandaG: Any particular price range? You: I would be willing to spend 10,000 i think. You: wait, 9000, SOB, sorry of im slow, trying to play poker while i type AmandaG: All right, let me see what I can find for you. You: you like poker? AmandaG: I don't play it too often. You: Listen to this [censored], I catch AA mp2, I limp cause you know why, my hand is so strongf, 5 callers You: BB raises it to 140, cha ching, i just call, so do 2 others You: flop is K 4 3 You: bb bets, i call, other fold You: turn is a 2, he checks, i push You: his 22 good You: WTF?!?! AmandaG: ... You: find me a GF yet? AmandaG: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. |
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: JacquelineC JacquelineC: Welcome to ChaCha! JacquelineC: Greetings, how may I assist you with this search? You: hello You: i am looking for something called goatse You: i have no idea what it is You: please find it for me JacquelineC: Give me a just few moments to locate those results for you. You: i have heard it is awesome You: like teh nutz JacquelineC: Are these results sufficient? You: would you click on it to tell me what it is please? JacquelineC: I already did now you can check it out for yourself You: could you describe it please? JacquelineC: Beyond words JacquelineC: You'll have to look for yourself You: that awesome, eh? JacquelineC: wonderful JacquelineC: and artistic too JacquelineC: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: just curious, how much do you get paid to work for cha cha? JacquelineC: Sometimes not enough JacquelineC: Thanks for searching with ChaCha! JacquelineC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha. Status: Session ended. [/ QUOTE ] You had a cool guide. |
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AmandaG AmandaG: Welcome to ChaCha! AmandaG: What can I help you find? You: hey uhh i was looking for sites that have girlfriends you can buy AmandaG: Any particular price range? You: I would be willing to spend 10,000 i think. You: wait, 9000, SOB, sorry of im slow, trying to play poker while i type AmandaG: All right, let me see what I can find for you. You: you like poker? AmandaG: I don't play it too often. You: Listen to this [censored], I catch AA mp2, I limp cause you know why, my hand is so strongf, 5 callers You: BB raises it to 140, cha ching, i just call, so do 2 others You: flop is K 4 3 You: bb bets, i call, other fold You: turn is a 2, he checks, i push You: his 22 good You: WTF?!?! AmandaG: ... You: find me a GF yet? AmandaG: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. [/ QUOTE ] Awesome. |
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Status: Looking for a guide ... Status: Connected to guide: AmandaG AmandaG: Welcome to ChaCha! AmandaG: What can I help you find? You: hey uhh i was looking for sites that have girlfriends you can buy AmandaG: Any particular price range? You: I would be willing to spend 10,000 i think. You: wait, 9000, SOB, sorry of im slow, trying to play poker while i type AmandaG: All right, let me see what I can find for you. You: you like poker? AmandaG: I don't play it too often. You: Listen to this [censored], I catch AA mp2, I limp cause you know why, my hand is so strongf, 5 callers You: BB raises it to 140, cha ching, i just call, so do 2 others You: flop is K 4 3 You: bb bets, i call, other fold You: turn is a 2, he checks, i push You: his 22 good You: WTF?!?! AmandaG: ... You: find me a GF yet? AmandaG: Thank you for using ChaCha! Status: Session ended. [/ QUOTE ] lol |
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Puhlease, keep posting these. So awesome.
What it do? Just chillin' How about you |
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Someone should hit the "become a guide" link to try it from the other side. It would be much more funny from the other side.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BrianD BrianD: Welcome to ChaCha! You: hi brian BrianD: Hello You: can you help me make a google? BrianD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic. You: I want to google BrianD: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results. You: what is a google? BrianD: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search. BrianD: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page? You: should I make a google of them? BrianD: sure BrianD: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today? You: do you make googles? BrianD: no You: can you tell me how? BrianD: no You: do you know anyone who can? BrianD: no You: a friend of mine makes lots of googles You: should I ask him? BrianD: perhaps you should pioneer one You: pioneer a google? BrianD: you know be oginial You: oginial? is that a descendent of a google? BrianD: yes You: this is all very confusing You: I just want to make a google BrianD: let me transfer you....you may find a google guide to help you You: you have a google guide! You: excellent! BrianD: wait....lets look and see first.. Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better! Looking for guide ... Status: Connected to guide: SusanM SusanM: Welcome to ChaCha! |
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BarbaraT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello BarbaraT: Hi You: I have a rather delicate question BarbaraT: OK You: i'm looking for information You: about You: syphillis You: I think I may have it BarbaraT: Not a problem - will send you some sites with information You: see, this girl told me she was clean You: but now i'm burning all over You: it sucks! You: do you have a site with some pictures? BarbaraT: Checking You: i'm freaking out You: have you ever had an STD? BarbaraT: Seems like a pretty personal question, but no You: i'm sorry BarbaraT: Not a problem You: any luck with the pictures? BarbaraT: Still checking BarbaraT: I think the last one is the best as far as pictures BarbaraT: Are these results OK? You: hmm You: that doesn't look very close You: can you try You: genital warts? BarbaraT: I think the sites I sent have info on pretty much everything, but you might try that as a new search BarbaraT: I can only search one topic per request - sorry BarbaraT: Have a great day! ...and good luck |
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