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Old 01-18-2005, 12:30 AM
Evan Evan is offline
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Tell ya what, you set this up and I'll give you 5-1 on your magic number of 30. I'll even fly out to Wisconsin to watch.
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:30 AM
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Default Re: How many 5 year-olds.....

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- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.


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have you ever been kicked, punched, or bitten in the balls?

Did you miss the part about the cup?

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yeah I did.....still they have teeth, and the jaw is the strongest muscle in the body
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:30 AM
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Are you allowed to use one the kids to wield at other kids ala a sword?

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I guess you could, but I'd like to think the trainers would teach them how to take advantage of the natural weaknesses you expose when you are swinging the kid around.
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:30 AM
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I think the most important variable in this situation is the type of training. If it's just individual hand to hand combat training, then the number would be relatively large, but if they are taught to attack cohesively as a unit, then I would say no more than 20.

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I think the OP mentioned that they would be taught to attack cohesively as a unit, but still though, 1 day of training isn't gunna change a thing.
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:37 AM
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After I seeing the stipulation about the cup, I think 30-35 is more reasonable, but if they are acting cohesively, that would still be pretty tough. Probably a couple of them would work their way behind you and get on the ground and like 7 or 8 of them would bull-rush you from the front forcing you to trip. Once you're on the ground, 4 or 5 of them would be responsible for securing each arm and leg, and the remaining ones would just stomp on your head until you are unconscious.
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:41 AM
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Zero in on the one who appears toughest - Kick his ass and then you own the rest of them.

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Not often to i really laugh out loud reading OOT, but this did it.

rJ
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:43 AM
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Dude, you're short and easily reachable. Assuming they go all at once and not in the kung-fu movie style one at a time, your nutsack is toast before you take down 10.
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:53 AM
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I think the number is a lot less than people think, and definitely less than 30.
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:55 AM
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best oot question ever.
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:58 AM
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Zero in on the one who appears toughest - Kick his ass and then you own the rest of them.

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Not often to i really laugh out loud reading OOT, but this did it.

rJ

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same here. thread of the year in my opinion. i actually called my wife over to read this.
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