Calling out our neighbors who [censored] constantly

[Hume]

Tell your neighbor that 1 minute is just not enough for you to get off and hand him some of those condoms with painkillers for the cack.

[rakemeplz]

Estimate times per week your neighbours [censored].

[Bantam222]

email him the link to this topic

[absoludicrous]

I would venture to guess it's twice within a 12 hour period...

[bonds]

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Leave a container of WD-40 outside their door with an anonymous note attached that says "hey how about lubing up those creaky bedsprings yo, people are trying to sleep around here"

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Yes. This will be done. I will document with pics. I'd like to get a reaction, but I'm not creepy enough to sit and wait outside their door all day, nor am I home that often.

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looking forward to the trip report.

[bonds]

Additional idea: Get a buddy to dress up as a pizza delivery guy. When they start going at it, have him ring the bell and yell "Domino's!". Have an empty pizza box on hand just in case, fill with condoms or a copy of Barry White's greatest hits or something. If they answer the door, have him tell them it's free. If not, just leave it.

[absoludicrous]

Fire up that squeaky bed. eee-errr eee-errr eee-errr. I don't have a can of WD-40, but I will document the note on their door.

[Turkish Mickey]

wd40 and note idea is great, but you should also leave a pack of those numbing condoms and add to the note "p.s. you might want to try these out"

[SuperNooB]

Invite your neighbors over for a "listen to the Sex party " it'll stop trust me .

[chrismystero]

You all think it's this couple that like to go at it like rabbits, but I can assure you it's just an old man that like to get a little rowdy in his rocking chair.