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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
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Flop: No Wai he has Ace. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
Pre-flop: <font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> function preflop() { if(c1.suit == c2.suit) { cappot = 1; // ZOMG sooted } else { if(c1.ace || c2.ace) { call = true; } } } </pre><hr /> Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players) <font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> function flop() { if(isFirstToAct) { bet = true; // We never get here without a great hand, so bet ldo } if(villain.raise && villain.raisepf) { // cont. raise ldo, always raise raise = true; } } </pre><hr /> Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players) <font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> function turn() { while(stillHaveCards) { bet_raise++; // we never get here without a great hand, so always bet } } </pre><hr /> River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players) <font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> function river() { //if we get here, check hand to see if we are good if(hasPair) { wearegood = true; //We never get here without a hand bet_raise++; // Never fold a pair in limit } shipit(); } </pre><hr /> Final Pot: 23.0 BB Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB ) SB lost 11.5 BB [/ QUOTE ] <font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> Syntax error. </pre><hr /> |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
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Pre-flop: <font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> function preflop() { if(c1.suit == c2.suit) { cappot = 1; // ZOMG sooted } else { if(c1.ace || c2.ace) { call = true; } } } </pre><hr /> Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players) <font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> function flop() { if(isFirstToAct) { bet = true; // We never get here without a great hand, so bet ldo } if(villain.raise && villain.raisepf) { // cont. raise ldo, always raise raise = true; } } </pre><hr /> Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players) <font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> function turn() { while(stillHaveCards) { bet_raise++; // we never get here without a great hand, so always bet } } </pre><hr /> River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players) <font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> function river() { //if we get here, check hand to see if we are good if(hasPair) { wearegood = true; //We never get here without a hand bet_raise++; // Never fold a pair in limit } shipit(); } </pre><hr /> Final Pot: 23.0 BB Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB ) SB lost 11.5 BB [/ QUOTE ] <font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre> Syntax error. </pre><hr /> [/ QUOTE ] sorry, but ... wtf? |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
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sorry, but ... wtf? [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
Second Place: Name on stars ivann14 .. Thnx a lot !
$30 received. Dont have any words to say what legend the OP is. Will ship back if i build my rollz [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
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[ QUOTE ] sorry, but ... wtf? [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] [x] third panel made me laugh more than any other post today |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
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[ QUOTE ] sorry, but ... wtf? [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] there was a thread with one million pics like this, cant find anymore |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
He probably just joined the charity wave and decided that a limit donk deserved a early christmas gift more than a african child.
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
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5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah 2 players Converted at weaktight.com Stacks: Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>) SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>) Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls Hero: "I'm all in" Villain: "No you're not" Hero: "[censored]" Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls Hero: "I bet the max" Villain: "If Annette can play blind, I can too" River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls Hero: "Still the nuts, I bet" Villain: "If Annette can play blind I can too" Final Pot: 23.0 BB Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB ) SB lost 11.5 BB [/ QUOTE ] Villain: "No wonder Helen Keller sucked at poker" |
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Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.
LOL SWEET I WON! [censored]! FFS! TY! that made me so happy ty!
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