HSNL [censored] thread SEPTEMBER

[Ship Ship McGipp]

derek is good. honest to god he gets my only recommendation as good for a regular 5-10 6m player on stars.

[Ansky]

The best 6m players on below 25/50 are def jaymac, jmc, samh, and derek imo.

at least, they play vs me the best.

[ImsaKidd]

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derek is good. honest to god he gets my only recommendation as good for a regular 5-10 6m player on stars.

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I want to be good, teach me aejones!!

[Matt Flynn]

Commerce last weekend. there's one table of 20-40 nitty as hell, only time i played it was the next day 6-handed with Laak, three good pros and one guy i didn't know, played 4 hands, Laak left talking on the phone, another dude left, game breaks. nice. later these wild 10-20 games are running right and left and half the good players in the building are sitting at one 20-40 table. hey knock yourselves out.

10-20, 7-handed. guy with 700-ish raises to 140 in front of me. i call on button with AA with two aggro blinds behind me, have table covered except one guy not in hand. big blind, ebolivia, makes a follow-through comment about only raising white boys (from a prior and funny discussion), raises $400. first raiser goes all-in for $640. gin. i make it $1440 and ebolivia pushes for $3500 more. $10,600 pot. he had kings. flop king. i just smiled, winning sixth street. was pretty stoked to get ebolivia, who can def. play live, all-in there for 250bb preflop. freak hand really.

in next two hours made two big river bluffs OOP where only way they could call me was if they hit their nearly-random kickers to go with their obvious aces. both hit. both called. same day i laid down JT on a J73->T twotone board after making a strong raise on flop with JT and getting called in two spots - for like 1/3 the pot. guy had promised to show if i folded. he didn't show. he had it though.

still won decent that day. one hand felson saw but didn't know my hole cards til i showed: AA i raised to $110, button calls. hu. he's a loose caller and tight better, really relaxed guy, been playing for 1.5 hours, had a beer and a massage, is like 10x happier than the rest of the Commerce. flop KK5. check he bets $200 i call. turn 5 putting two flush draws up. check he bets $200 i call. river a 7 no flush. check he pushes for $430. still totally relaxed looks like he just fell off a surfboard onto Hayden Panetierre. call. he had AQ. felson starts clapping and the whole table cheered and happy guy never stopped his smiling or his relaxed just tapped the felt and left.

[HEK]

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For everyone (myself included) that has ever been Grimmed.



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YES. IT IS REAL. this is a screenshot from my database of mined FTP heads up games. The database has ~3M hands in it. I'm selling so if you are looking to buy, pm me.

[FatalError]

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For everyone (myself included) that has ever been Grimmed.

YES. IT IS REAL. this is a screenshot from my database of mined FTP heads up games. The database has ~3M hands in it. I'm selling so if you are looking to buy, pm me.

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are you selling the database to feed your kids or your porche

[HEK]

...my degeneracy.

[HEK]

and cuz of [censored] like this just won't stop happening:

Live 5/5 forced straddle live game last night. UTG and I are 2k deep. UTG raises to 50, I call, 1 more call. I have AQo. Flop is KJ10r. Bet 100, I call. Turn is 3d putting 2d's out there. Bet 150, raise to 650, shove, call. He has AdQd. River 4d gg me.

[HEK]

another fun one from the other day...

FullTiltPoker Game #3673637360: Table Anchor (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:50:07 ET - 2007/09/25
Seat 1: DonTmaKeMEDoIT ($1,005)
Seat 2: wileypoker ($1,367.50)
DonTmaKeMEDoIT posts the small blind of $5
wileypoker posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DonTmaKeMEDoIT [Qd Kd]
DonTmaKeMEDoIT raises to $30
wileypoker calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Qs 8d 6d]
wileypoker checks
DonTmaKeMEDoIT bets $50
wileypoker calls $50
*** TURN *** [Qs 8d 6d] [Th]
wileypoker checks
DonTmaKeMEDoIT bets $145
wileypoker calls $145
*** RIVER *** [Qs 8d 6d Th] [5d]
wileypoker has 15 seconds left to act
wileypoker bets $1,142.50, and is all in
DonTmaKeMEDoIT calls $780, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $362.50 returned to wileypoker
*** SHOW DOWN ***
wileypoker shows [7d 4d] a straight flush, Eight high
DonTmaKeMEDoIT mucks
wileypoker wins the pot ($2,009.50) with a straight flush, Eight high
DonTmaKeMEDoIT is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,010 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qs 8d 6d Th 5d]
Seat 1: DonTmaKeMEDoIT (small blind) mucked [Qd Kd] - a flush, King high
Seat 2: wileypoker (big blind) showed [7d 4d] and won ($2,009.50) with a straight flush, Eight high

[PartyGirlUK]

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another fun one from the other day...

FullTiltPoker Game #3673637360: Table Anchor (heads up) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:50:07 ET - 2007/09/25
Seat 1: DonTmaKeMEDoIT ($1,005)
Seat 2: wileypoker ($1,367.50)
DonTmaKeMEDoIT posts the small blind of $5
wileypoker posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DonTmaKeMEDoIT [Qd Kd]
DonTmaKeMEDoIT raises to $30
wileypoker calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Qs 8d 6d]
wileypoker checks
DonTmaKeMEDoIT bets $50
wileypoker calls $50
*** TURN *** [Qs 8d 6d] [Th]
wileypoker checks
DonTmaKeMEDoIT bets $145
wileypoker calls $145
*** RIVER *** [Qs 8d 6d Th] [5d]
wileypoker has 15 seconds left to act
wileypoker bets $1,142.50, and is all in
DonTmaKeMEDoIT calls $780, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $362.50 returned to wileypoker
*** SHOW DOWN ***
wileypoker shows [7d 4d] a straight flush, Eight high
DonTmaKeMEDoIT mucks
wileypoker wins the pot ($2,009.50) with a straight flush, Eight high
DonTmaKeMEDoIT is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,010 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qs 8d 6d Th 5d]
Seat 1: DonTmaKeMEDoIT (small blind) mucked [Qd Kd] - a flush, King high
Seat 2: wileypoker (big blind) showed [7d 4d] and won ($2,009.50) with a straight flush, Eight high

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wow, siiiiiick beat bro.