Things people like that let you know they suck

[Anacardo]

New York Yankees
Chicago Cubs
Cincinnati Bengals
Ohio State Buckeyes
NASCAR
System Of A Down
Natural Light
McDonalds

And I know this doesn't answer the question exactly but I'm going to say it anyway:

People who love college/pro sports teams even though they have zero affiliation with that school/city i.e. Yankees, Dallas Cowboys, Duke basketball, Texas Longhorns football

Edit: can't believe no one has said this yet

Barry Bonds

Paging MEBenhoe. MEBenhoe to the thread. MEBenhoe, please report to the thread and try and justify your bandwagoneering.

Your list intrigues me, as I am two of four, but I am a graduate of the University of Texas, and have been a Dallas fan my entire life. And has Texas picked up a huge national bandwagon following? That's news to me.

[waldo027]

You went to Univ. of Texas and you're from Texas I would assume, so according to my list you don't suck. Someone else said something similar to what is on my list. People who decide to root for teams just because they are very good and they aren't from anywhere near that city or state, suck. Bandwagon fans also suck.

[Farfenugen]

Here are my entries. I think they are pretty solid indicators of low intelligence or at least an inability to know what is good and what sucks.

Cheese pizza (older than 12)

Boston Market

Ranch dressing on everything

The OC

The newer Real Worlds when all they do is [censored] and drink too much

JTo

[econophile]

>>Cheese pizza (older than 12)<<

with the right kind of cheeses, cheese pizza can be pretty good.

[SNOWBALL]

The Misfits-

This is easily one of my favorite bands. I've liked them for nine years and haven't gotten tired of any of their songs. However, because the fanbase of the misfits is so awful, liking the misfits is a strong indicator that you suck.

Latin-
If you are a professor of classics, it is highly possible that you like latin and do not suck. However, many people think latin is important sounding and will often say "I want to learn latin so I can learn all the other romance languages." These people are in the category that buy 80 books a year and read five. These people suck.

Macs-
Just STFU unless you are a graphics designer or have a reason to own your Mac. Actually, you should still STFU.

Edgar Allan Poe-
People who like Edgar Alan Poe suck really hard. Its not that he sucks. Its just that people who read him tend to think they are engaging in high culture when in fact they are just celebrating the output of an outdated, fairly mediocre, if unique, writer.

Israel-
People who have a genuine positive emotion towards this country almost always suck. I don't hate Israel, and I oppose any kind of terrorism against them, but I'm pretty sure its impossible to have warm positive emotions about a country that has been carrying out an illegal military occupation for 36 years unless you suck.

Talk radio-
People who listen to talk radio are constantly walking around thinking how informed they are and how responsible they are as citizens. More often than not they are dumber, and more arrogant than the morons they listen to on the radio.

Reader's digest-
I have never met anyone who likes readers digest and does not suck.

The English patient-
If you tell me this is one of your favorite movies then there is a good chance that you are making a clumsy and dishonest attempt to convince me that you are cultured. Either way, you suck.

Stanley Kubrick (see above)

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American Spirit cigarettes.

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I ma a cigarette and beer snob to the extent that some people are cigar or wine snobs.
I truly believe that with the exception of Nat Sherman, American Spirit are the best cigarettes made.

This in no way meant to imply that I don't suck.

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They're not bad cigarettes, but Lucky Strike (filtered or not), Dunhill, Galouise, Export A's are all better.

I haven't read all the responses but mine would include

Rothbard
Rand
mainstream consumer political content (from either party, Coulter or Moore or whomever you please... esp. right wing radio)
Marlboro Lights (especially men)
post-Black Album Metallica
Dipset
Ford Explorer
Alan Chartock
Third Eye Blind
Pontiac Grand Prix
1990's 4-cylinder Mustangs (yes they made a 4 cylinder Mustang)
bright yellow cars

steak cooked anything past medium

Atkins-friendly foods
Will Smith (post FPOBA)

Can't focus on mediocrity any longer.... hurts my soul

NT

[Quadstriker]

The Designated Hitter.

"Reality" TV.

[illeagle]

People that have nothing better to do with their lives than voluntarily moderating internet forums tend to suck.

[Enon]

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Vegans - These people are idiots. I don't need to know anything else about you; if you are a vegan I will not be your friend and will probably talk about how much you suck when you're not around. Please die.

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danny negraneau (sp?)

enon (2p2 poster) is a vegan and does not suck.

Barron

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Don't forget Phrlad Friedman aka Spirit Rock.

[NLfool]

I agree Rims (eventhough I once had some that weren't stock) especially ones that have lines that are straight.

Wheels that extend beyond the wheel well.

Crazy airplane wing spoilers

Girls with $500 Prada or whatever purses

Girls with their eyesbrows drawn with a pen

People who drive like physics don't apply to them

Rich people in their 100k cards who drive like I don't exist in my normal car

Tailgaters

People who makes scenes in public

People who talk too loud on a cellphone

Golfers who say they just shot a 5 when they went OB, duffed another one, ended in trap, chilli dipped a chip, 3 putt.

Women in front of me who decide to write checks for a $4 total.