Never Trust Anyone

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I hit a lull at work:


<u>Poker Oddity</u>

BrandiRose to Captain Tom
BrandiRose to Captain Tom
Lift your penis off and put your boxers on

BrandiRose to Captain Tom
(10, 9, 8, 7)
Took my bankroll, now it's on
(6, 5, 4, 3)
Beat me mentally, you huggling, dirty man
(2, 1, drama)

This is BrandiRose to Captain Tom,
You've really duped me in
And the posters want to know what shorts you wear
Reply to allegations if you dare

This is newhizzle to BrandiRose
You're such a stupid whore
Why'd you lose my money playing all check-call?
Have you cleaned your blood up off the bathroom wall?

For you are...sitting in the bath tub
Cutting on yourself
Maybe you will fly, or I'll just sit and cry...

Though you lost my thirty thousand bills
I'm waiting for a tug
And I think I know which way this thread will go
All my e-friends think that you're a giant ho

BrandiRose to Captain Tom,
My bankroll's gone is something wrong
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you...

Here you are...sitting in the bath tub
Cutting on yourself
Maybe you will fly, or I'll just sit and cry...

[happyhappyhappy]

bhaas, its in the wow thread on general over at FCP. I posted it there too.

nevermind, same thing. downloadable. hhmm. let me work on it.

[Assani Fisher]

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Capone was busted under tax evasion.

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as far as your tax question about drug dealers you should see the story of Capone.

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What does this mean? They expect drug dealers to pay taxes?

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Yes. That's how they nabbed Capone IIRC. Tax evasion.

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They couldn't get Capone on bootlegging or other charges, so they got him on tax evasion.

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income is taxable, even illegal income.

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What does this mean? They expect drug dealers to pay taxes?

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Correct, this is how they got Capone.

They could never prove what exactly he was doing, but they could prove he had vast unreported income.

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income is taxable, even illegal income.

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What does this mean? They expect drug dealers to pay taxes?

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Yep. Can't prove Capone was a mob boss, but can prove he lied on his taxes.

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Well I'm glad we cleared that one up.

[Brown Thumb]

Iron Brown Thumb Maiden - Rime of the Ancient Gambooler
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Hear the rime of the ancient gamboooler
See his eye as he spies table three'
Young man look upon this evil;
Stay here and listen to the nightmares of Brandi.

And the tale goes on, as the Mark passes by
Caught by his spell and the gaboooler tells his tale.

Driven north to the land of the snow and ice
To a place where donkaments run
Brandi stays and plays some sit-n-goes,
meanwhile the Captain starts his fun.

And Brandi huggles close, her back to his sack,
He says "my meat with your buns, we can have a Big Mac."

Brandi jumps ship and heads for another berth,
The Captain has lost his new mate,
Brandi sells the tale for all its worth
And casts out the line with new bait.

Flying on and on and back to the L.V.
Flying on and on yet far from sanity.

Young Brandi begins with her vengeance
A terrible curse a thirst has begun
She posts her gripe on Two-Plus-Two
in a the now legend thread,"Never Trust Anyone."

And the thread goes on and on eternally
And the thread goes on and on for them and me.

"Day after day, day after day,
we're stuck nor breath nor motion
as idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean
new posts, new posts everywhere and
all the other boards did shrink
new post, new posts everywhere but we couldn't stop to think."

There calls the gamboooler
There comes the Mark of all time
BUt how can she play with no skills, no money, no ride?

See...onward she comes
Onward she nears out of the (Mohegan) sun
See, she has the crew
She now has Dutch, and the Crew equals two.

Dutch and she run the scam,
They find the Mark for the crew
She ditches the gamboooler, she moves in on a new man,
Then, with Mouse in her hand,
the bankroll wiped out, all thirty grand,
She sees her Life in Death,
In blood writes one day she'll fly.

"One after one by the star dogged moon,
even the slow realise the ruse,
Bluff This, Shaniac, El D, et al. vindicated
the others straining for some news.
four times one-hundred further posts
(and I heard no life, just fizzle)
then with heavy thump, a reverse, double-pump,
the bomb is dropped by our NewHizzle."

He cursed by chance for love, yet truly worn of sympathy
The Mark wished she'd die
Along with Chantel and other rouge creatures
But they lived on, so did he.

and by the light of the room
He prays for robosto not doom
but he's in for a surprize, (a supersize)
as the balance is swept as if by a broom.

Then Brandi starts to freak
The color drains from his face
"Time for MY CAPTAIN to find a new place."
From cheek to cheek he found a new grin,
"Let's find a new way, to earn a buy-in."

Hear the groans of the long dead posters
See them stir and they start to rise
Now they realize her intentions
None of them speak and they're lifelesss in their eyes

Many of those have been taken,
others had jumped to her side,
But with the help of POkulator,
its clear that Dutch is her new guide

NOw revenge must be sought, against Brandi and her kin,
Cast her and Chantel into the garbage bin.

Now the curse is finally lifted
Brandi is exposed to us all.
spirits go from her soulless body
Another young light in total free fall.

And then the gamboooler approached him
It was a joy he could not believe
Son, you have learned a valuable lesson,
Beware of the gold digger's greed.

And the debt sinks like lead into the sea
And the Mark now escapes his misery.

The gamboooler's bound to tell of his story
To tell this tale wherever he goes
To teach the Mark's word by this example
That we must protect our bankrolls.

And the poker pro's a sad and wiser man
And the thread goes on and on and on.

[By-Tor]

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I hit a lull at work:


<u>Poker Oddity</u>

BrandiRose to Captain Tom
BrandiRose to Captain Tom
Lift your penis off and put your boxers on

BrandiRose to Captain Tom
(10, 9, 8, 7)
Took my bankroll, now it's on
(6, 5, 4, 3)
Beat me mentally, you huggling, dirty man
(2, 1, drama)

This is BrandiRose to Captain Tom,
You've really duped me in
And the posters want to know what shorts you wear
Reply to allegations if you dare

This is newhizzle to BrandiRose
You're such a stupid whore
Why'd you lose my money playing all check-call?
Have you cleaned your blood up off the bathroom wall?

For you are...sitting in the bath tub
Cutting on yourself
Maybe you will fly, or I'll just sit and cry...

Though you lost my thirty thousand bills
I'm waiting for a tug
And I think I know which way this thread will go
All my e-friends think that you're a giant ho

BrandiRose to Captain Tom,
My bankroll's gone is something wrong
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you...

Here you are...sitting in the bath tub
Cutting on yourself
Maybe you will fly, or I'll just sit and cry...

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this is really good. first one i've been able to sing along with [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Boris]

OT in da howsse! WOOT!

[jman220]

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He HAD a half million left (I don't know how much he lost here in Vegas) BEFORE taxes. He owes over a half million in taxes. So like I said... busto

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'Ask him how much he still has from his wins and see if he tells you the truth. He is actually already busto after taxes.'

Earlier today he had half a million left according to you.

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Losses are deductible

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yeah, but loans to your deadbeat friends and monies spent trying to get girls in bed with you aren't.

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I could come up with a good faith argument that they are.

[Alfil]

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Naj,

"Next step is obvious."

Set her up on your laptop and go downstairs to play some poker?

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Depends if you can still get the Grape or Cherry roofies from Pure or Bellagio room service at 5am...uh, I mean champagne for the lady!

And then what you said, absolutely. Finally, de-stress by calling this girl for a 'back rub' and poker lessons:

Is Brandi that much crazier than any other hot chick you'd randomly meet in LV? Or just worse at poker? I bet if she'd won $10k on newhizzle's acc't, this thread wouldn't exist - which would be a travishamockery.

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If a camera didn't add 20 pounds would this woman even be visible? At least now I know that a pair of kings beats a pair of [censored].

[snagglepuss]

this was an old song from the original brandi thread created before all this drama. first verse by me, 2nd by reidle or someone.


there's a forum on a western bay
and it serves a hundred threads a day
lonely degens pass the time away
and talk about their beats

and there's a girl, on this poker site
and she studies, famous pro's every night
they say "brandi, you don't seem too bright"
but they all still want to bang

the poker nerds say 'brandi, you're a fine a girl
what a good lay you would be
yeah your [censored] could part any player
from money.'

Brandy, wears a skimpy blouse
Made of finest poliéster from the north of Laos
Proud breasts, that serve to distract
these nerds who want her love

Carlos came, on a large plane
Bringing tourney stakes, from online games
But she made it clear, she wasn't his
They were just friends

the poker nerds say 'brandi, you're a fine a girl
what a good lay you would be
yeah your [censored] could part any player
from money.

[DrewDevil]

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I hit a lull at work:


<u>Poker Oddity</u>

BrandiRose to Captain Tom
BrandiRose to Captain Tom
Lift your penis off and put your boxers on

BrandiRose to Captain Tom
(10, 9, 8, 7)
Took my bankroll, now it's on
(6, 5, 4, 3)
Beat me mentally, you huggling, dirty man
(2, 1, drama)

This is BrandiRose to Captain Tom,
You've really duped me in
And the posters want to know what shorts you wear
Reply to allegations if you dare

This is newhizzle to BrandiRose
You're such a stupid whore
Why'd you lose my money playing all check-call?
Have you cleaned your blood up off the bathroom wall?

For you are...sitting in the bath tub
Cutting on yourself
Maybe you will fly, or I'll just sit and cry...

Though you lost my thirty thousand bills
I'm waiting for a tug
And I think I know which way this thread will go
All my e-friends think that you're a giant ho

BrandiRose to Captain Tom,
My bankroll's gone is something wrong
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you...

Here you are...sitting in the bath tub
Cutting on yourself
Maybe you will fly, or I'll just sit and cry...

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Bravo. This is one of the top 2 or 3 funniest posts in this thread, and that's saying a lot.

#1 is still I think the White Trash Motel where you can "Play Us For Uranus"