Already have banged her. Should I call her back?

[Labarde]

[skiier04]

threadsucks

[DeliciousBass]

Keys to writing your balla BBV4Life post:

A. Find a series of pics on the InterTubes of girl. (Important note: Must be boderline attractive. Extra points if she has a "different strokes for different folks" look.)

Believable:




Not so much (notice the additional mistake of text on the picture):




B. Scratch out a somewhat buyable beginning. "Hooked up with drunk chick at party...sexytime followed".

Not: "SI girl jumped in my car and insisted I SIIHP"

C. Build from orginal story (here's where OP slipped a bit). "I didn't SIIHP that night but there were indications that it's a possibility. I'm going to her house in ten minutes. More tonight."

Avoid, "She's down for a threesome and ATM. She emailed me pics of the girls I can choose from. Help me decide."

D. Return to step one and ensure that the random girl you have picked does in fact have nudies available.

If it all goes wrong, claim "feelings" and don't feel the least bit bad about wasting everyone's time. On the other hand, if you have something almost 'unbelievable' actually happen to you AND you felt compelled to share your story (up until this pont)with the 2+2 community AND you have managed to obtain nudies...don't be a [censored] biatch.

Bonus suggestion: Don't go pro with an $80 bankroll

[IWEARGOGGLES]

On Broken Wings is so terrible.

So so so so so so so so so terrible.

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lollllll, if this actually happened then your ego couldn't possibly deal with the forum you were trying to impress (and succeeded in doing so for awhile) touting you as a fake and your first post back would have included proof in a condescending manner while chastizing us for not believing you. As played, these are not the words of a man that shipped it with two girls while BBV was cheering him on.


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Dr. Sigmund Freud. Dr. Carl Yung. Dr. Goofyballer. Masters of the inner mind.

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There is only 1 correct decision.

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Thunderdome?

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guys come on settle down, the strip club bouncer who consistently [censored] all the strippers because they get so hot for his big muscles and deep voice fell in love with some random chubby highschool girl after [censored] her twice and then gets super emo and insecure when a bunch of nerds on the internet say these pictures don't make sense, waht's not to believe?

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Oh snap OP was the strip club bouncer? I never even opened that thread.

[ahnuld]

OP just has to post a pic of the dude with red hair holding a BBV4lfe sign and we believe.

How about custom title of: Lies to impress BBV?

[mlagoo]

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I have the pix. What I say happened did happen. The honest truth is, I'm starting to like this girl, more than I thought I would.

So no nudes for sure until I get that worked out. There is a reason I wasn't on from the time she woke up until I took her home.

So, I think I'm going to take like a week off from BBV, then maybe come back with a clear head, and make a rational decision, depending on the circumstances att.

~Mike

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HAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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qft

[En Passant]

OP, I have lost all respect for you. You make me sick.

OP says that the actions of a bumch of retards in this thread caused him not to post anymore pics. Yeah, okay dude, I'm sure that's the real reason. You got so mad at a few people saying they had doubts. You are either a big bitch or a liar... I would go with both, but am leaning to a big liar in this instance.

Face it, your story doesn't match up... at all. The funniest part of this whole thread is how you actually had the gull to come back to defend your lies. Who exactly are you trying to impress? Oh that's right, "some losers on an internet forum." I wonder what that makes you?

Also, you have orange hair, an $80 dollar bankroll, and probably an STD (if in fact your story is true), so in the end we win.