All My Money Are Belong to Me (NC Thread)

[HouseCalls]

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17,000 hands in two weeks? What are you, 40-tabling?

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I'm pretty sure he's a bot.

Nice work though!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vujyArcG4

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LOLLERSKATES - the sub-titles make it even better

[Gib]

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17,000 hands in two weeks? What are you, 40-tabling?

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I'm pretty sure he's a bot.

Nice work though!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9vujyArcG4

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wow, this should be the new Rick Roll!

[Wetdog]

lol razzaments

The Stars $10+1 $1000 guaranteed starts in 12 minutes. Currently 34 runners so that's a nice overlay.

[Xylocain]

I can confirm... the translation of the lyrics is correct.

I was born in a sad country.

But there are pictures of basshunter banging a fat chick floating on the internets so maybe ther is justice after all.
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[Wetdog]

Xylocain:
This was awesome. Too bad some soulless mod locked the thread.

[CrMenace]

Bennyhana should enjoy this article

[Buzz-cp]

live 2/4aments today!

summary:

bonus1 <font color="green">+$100</font> (kings cracked bonus vs 62s)
bonus2 <font color="green">+$57</font> (table payout BBJ)
bonus3 <font color="green">+$75</font> (kings cracked bonus vs AJs flop AAJ--no BBJ)
pokering <font color="red">-$192</font> (-48BB!!)
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net <font color="green">+$40</font>

In the BBJ, my buddy's AJ beats KK (board = AAxxA) winning $200 plus the pot. KK guy won $400 for BBJ and $75 for KK. My buddy also won a Kings cracked vs T6.

I still can't believe I lost so much on the poker part in 5 hrs? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[HouseCalls]

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live 2/4aments today!

summary:

bonus1 <font color="green">+$100</font> (kings cracked bonus vs 62s)
bonus2 <font color="green">+$57</font> (table payout BBJ)
bonus3 <font color="green">+$75</font> (kings cracked bonus vs AJs flop AAJ--no BBJ)
pokering <font color="red">-$192</font> (-48BB!!)
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net <font color="green">+$40</font>

In the BBJ, my buddy's AJ beats KK (board = AAxxA) winning $200 plus the pot. KK guy won $400 for BBJ and $75 for KK. My buddy also won a Kings cracked vs T6.

I still can't believe I lost so much on the poker part in 5 hrs? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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Well, ahhh, you do know poker is rigged right?????

[marchron]

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live 2/4aments today!

summary:

bonus1 <font color="green">+$100</font> (kings cracked bonus vs 62s)
bonus2 <font color="green">+$57</font> (table payout BBJ)
bonus3 <font color="green">+$75</font> (kings cracked bonus vs AJs flop AAJ--no BBJ)
pokering <font color="red">-$192</font> (-48BB!!)
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net <font color="green">+$40</font>

In the BBJ, my buddy's AJ beats KK (board = AAxxA) winning $200 plus the pot. KK guy won $400 for BBJ and $75 for KK. My buddy also won a Kings cracked vs T6.

I still can't believe I lost so much on the poker part in 5 hrs? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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That's a pretty [censored] BBJ if your cut is only $57. Assuming it's cut 50/25/25, that's only like, what, $1,600 for the whole jackpot?

[Buzz-cp]

9 players, looks like 1x400+1x200+7x57 = ~1K