Official October [censored] Thread

[BrandiFan]

[ QUOTE ]
dumb question cause I almost never play tourneys but when Im registering for sats to the PCA is their a way to just use cash instead of W$? I have 650W$ but want to save it for the 650 qualifier. thanks

[/ QUOTE ]and you can always buy more $W in the marketplace thread

[Chesskid1]

like 3rd hand of nightly $100k, back to running bad


PokerStars Game #12807885891: Tournament #64636921, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/10/23 - 21:05:44 (ET)
Table '64636921 113' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: highdro420 (2980 in chips)
Seat 2: legggggggggy (5870 in chips)
Seat 3: kitty97 (2820 in chips)
Seat 4: ShuMoney (3100 in chips)
Seat 5: sh80 (6130 in chips)
Seat 6: graybone (2970 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: Homerindoors (3000 in chips)
Seat 8: Chessskid (2970 in chips)
Seat 9: MrCasino (3010 in chips)
MrCasino: posts small blind 10
highdro420: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chessskid [Qc Qs]
highdro420 said, "cute"
legggggggggy said, "orally fixated like his mommmy"
legggggggggy: folds
kitty97: raises 60 to 80
sh80 said, "he would want to trounce him"
ShuMoney: folds
sh80: folds
graybone: folds
Homerindoors: folds
sh80 said, ""playfully""
Chessskid: calls 80
MrCasino: folds
highdro420: folds
*** FLOP *** [3h 5h 8c]
kitty97: checks
sh80 said, "he has no brains"
Chessskid: bets 120
sh80 said, "like his master"
kitty97: calls 120
*** TURN *** [3h 5h 8c] [Js]
sh80 said, "so to say"
legggggggggy said, "mine knows poker odddds"
kitty97: checks
Chessskid: bets 320
kitty97: raises 460 to 780
sh80 said, "my guy **** out a sock whole"
Chessskid: raises 1990 to 2770 and is all-in
kitty97: calls 1840 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [3h 5h 8c Js] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kitty97: shows [Ad Jd] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Chessskid: shows [Qc Qs] (a pair of Queens)
kitty97 collected 5670 from pot
sh80 said, "saved me a vet bill"
Chessskid said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5670 | Rake 0
Board [3h 5h 8c Js Ac]
Seat 1: highdro420 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: legggggggggy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kitty97 showed [Ad Jd] and won (5670) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 4: ShuMoney folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: sh80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: graybone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Homerindoors folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Chessskid (button) showed [Qc Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: MrCasino (small blind) folded before Flop

[ZJ123]

everyone die

[ZJ123]

this hand sums up my day

Full Tilt Poker Game #3947811662: $16,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (29510760), Table 9 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:21:48 ET - 2007/10/23
Seat 1: soggy dogg (4,930)
Seat 2: damien269 (5,950)
Seat 4: AZNEYES (12,755)
Seat 5: CSZ (7,650)
Seat 6: Numba0neStunn4 (13,795)
Seat 7: REDCRUSHER1 (14,510)
Seat 8: czee2212 (8,155)
Seat 9: charder30 (15,400)
AZNEYES posts the small blind of 100
CSZ posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [Jd Ad]
Numba0neStunn4 folds
REDCRUSHER1 folds
bford22 sits down
bford22 adds 6,530
czee2212 folds
charder30 raises to 600
soggy dogg folds
damien269 calls 600
AZNEYES folds
CSZ calls 400
*** FLOP *** [2s 7c Th]
CSZ checks
charder30 has 15 seconds left to act
charder30 checks
damien269 has 15 seconds left to act
damien269 bets 1,000
CSZ folds
charder30 raises to 3,800
damien269 has 15 seconds left to act
damien269 calls 2,800
*** TURN *** [2s 7c Th] [4c]
charder30 has 15 seconds left to act
charder30 bets 2,200
damien269 calls 1,550, and is all in
charder30 shows [Jd Ad]
damien269 shows [Ah 9d]
Uncalled bet of 650 returned to charder30
*** RIVER *** [2s 7c Th 4c] [9c]
charder30 shows Ace Jack high
damien269 shows a pair of Nines
damien269 wins the pot (12,600) with a pair of Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12,600 | Rake 0
Board: [2s 7c Th 4c 9c]
Seat 1: soggy dogg didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: damien269 (button) showed [Ah 9d] and won (12,600) with a pair of Nines
Seat 4: AZNEYES (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: CSZ (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Numba0neStunn4 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: REDCRUSHER1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: czee2212 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: charder30 showed [Jd Ad] and lost with Ace Jack high

[homanga]

any1 wanna swap 50 on PS from 50 on FTP? Want to play the midnight madness and busto over there

[shaundeeb]

me and thayer stumbled upon the biggest loser show or whatever right now and it had the funniest most confusing poker game ever I still don't know what happened.

[PartysOver]

can someone give me general times for how long tournaments last? maybe a way to figure out or calculate this?

trying to schedule some mtt play but it's hard to know...

stars fwiw

[La Brujita]

generally 5-6 hours if you make a final table in a biggish tourney, longer for the 11 rebuy

that's just ballpark

in a regular tourney 90% of field or so will be gone by roughly 3-3.5 hours

50% gone at about 1.5 hours.

[BrandiFan]

WTF is with these donks calling down light? Dammit, I want FE!
had the same thing happen in the $162 where a guy called with 98o

PokerStars Game #12811302217: Tournament #64650361, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/10/24 - 00:13:16 (ET)
Table '64650361 40' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: AtlasShrgged (2127 in chips)
Seat 2: molswi47 (4110 in chips)
Seat 3: NIROG (7785 in chips)
Seat 4: bottsky (6810 in chips)
Seat 5: A's Brand (6253 in chips)
Seat 6: Hindy7 (3910 in chips)
Seat 7: Dantes_11 (1590 in chips)
Seat 8: mossified84 (625 in chips)
Seat 9: jordankickz (7635 in chips)
Hindy7: posts small blind 75
Dantes_11: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dantes_11 [Ts Kd]
mossified84: folds
jordankickz: folds
AtlasShrgged: folds
molswi47: folds
NIROG: calls 150
bottsky: folds
A's Brand: folds
Hindy7: folds
Dantes_11: raises 1440 to 1590 and is all-in
NIROG: calls 1440
*** FLOP *** [4s Jc 5h]
*** TURN *** [4s Jc 5h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [4s Jc 5h 8h] [Tc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dantes_11: shows [Ts Kd] (a pair of Tens)
NIROG: shows [3s 7s] (high card Jack)
Dantes_11 collected 3255 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3255 | Rake 0
Board [4s Jc 5h 8h Tc]
Seat 1: AtlasShrgged folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: molswi47 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: NIROG showed [3s 7s] and lost with high card Jack
Seat 4: bottsky folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: A's Brand (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Hindy7 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Dantes_11 (big blind) showed [Ts Kd] and won (3255) with a pair of Tens
Seat 8: mossified84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: jordankickz folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Clayton]

i'm going back to school in the spring

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