***OFFICIAL*** uNL BBV thread: September - Page 37

Pokey · #**361** 09-23-2007, 08:42 PM

OK, I know I'm bad, but JEEBUS, people -- just how bad IS my table image??

Villain just sat down at the table, so my reputation must have proceeded me.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $39.00
BB: $78.05
Pokey (UTG): $131.80
MP: $241.30
CO: $101.50
BTN: $58.20

Preflop: Pokey is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
Pokey raises to $4.00, 3 folds, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Standard.

Flop: ($9) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Pokey bets $5.00, SB calls $5.00

Smallish raise on a paired rainbow board; villain shouldn't need much encouragement to get out of my pot. He won't leave.

Turn: ($19) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Pokey bets $11.00, SB calls $11.00

Turn card bricks with a clanging sound. I make a smallish bet that puts villain's entire stack at jeopardy. He calls again, the jerk.

River: ($41) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Pokey bets $19.00, SB calls all-in for $19.00

Well, that's everything. I've got air, so my only chance of winning this pot is to push villain off his hand. I put him all-in. Since the turn I've been saying "fold... fold... fold... fold... fold..." to my monitor, but villain doesn't seem to be listening. He calls.

Pot Size: $79.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$39.00)
Pokey had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Queens) and WON (+$37.00)

Someone want to explain this one to me? NOTE TO FISH: in order to catch a bluff, your hand has to BEAT a bluff.

Micro Donk · #**362** 09-23-2007, 08:58 PM

he had odds to see the 6th card

Pokey · #**363** 09-23-2007, 09:10 PM

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he had odds to see the 6th card

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No he doesn't! He's paying $19 to win $60. He'll hit his flush on sixth street 9/45 = 20% of the time, and he's got no money behind. He'd need to be getting $95 when he wins, so he's not even close to there.

Maybe he's using cheater software and knows his J outs are clean; in that case he hits 12/45 = 27% of the time on sixth street, so he's 2.7-to-1 against making and he's winning 3-to-1 when he hits.

OMG! He was using cheater software! How do I fill out a report to FT management??

AZplaya · #**364** 09-23-2007, 10:33 PM

lol Pokey, solid analysis

Villian is an 80/60 maniac mega-tard. Thus far he had donated about 5 buyins to various tags at the table and were all licking our chops.

Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $149.60
Hero (BB): $158.00
UTG: $63.80
MP: $45.30
CO: $13.50
BTN: $174.55

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $1.00, MP calls $1.00, CO folds, BTN calls $1.00, SB raises to $6.00, Hero raises to $21.00, 3 folds, SB raises to $66.00, Hero calls $45.00

Flop: ($135) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB bets all-in for $83.60, Hero calls $83.60

Turn: ($302.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($302.20) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $302.20 ($3 Rake)

SB had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON (+$149.60)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Eights) and LOST (-$149.60)

HOW DOES HE HAVE AA HERE??? HE WOULD STACK OF WITH Q5 ON THIS BOARD!!!111

Back to NL $50 for now [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[x]next time river a spade

Mr_Pathetic · #**365** 09-23-2007, 11:39 PM

Not sure if this is beat or brag but I think its a huge beat. I did breakeven for like 10-12k hands after dropping $100 but still loads of dumb calls in here but yet my won at showdown is high. Makes no sense. I been getting owned in non showdown pots too mainly cause I over aggressive. To those of you who have played with me enjoy my tilt induced charities!

Micro Donk · #**366** 09-23-2007, 11:41 PM

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he had odds to see the 6th card

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No he doesn't! He's paying $19 to win $60. He'll hit his flush on sixth street 9/45 = 20% of the time, and he's got no money behind. He'd need to be getting $95 when he wins, so he's not even close to there.

Maybe he's using cheater software and knows his J outs are clean; in that case he hits 12/45 = 27% of the time on sixth street, so he's 2.7-to-1 against making and he's winning 3-to-1 when he hits.

OMG! He was using cheater software! How do I fill out a report to FT management??

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he refused to put you on an ace so he had straight outs

Mr_Pathetic · #**367** 09-23-2007, 11:47 PM

Why my winrate sucks hard.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $9.10
BB: $10.00
UTG: $9.75
CO: $11.50
Hero (BTN): $10.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt J

A

(5 Players)
UTG calls $0.10, CO calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.55, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.45, CO folds

Flop: ($1.35) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7

(2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $0.90, UTG raises to $1.80, Hero raises to $4.00, UTG calls $2.20

Turn: ($9.35) 2

(2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets all-in for $5.45, UTG calls all-in for $5.20
Uncalled bet of $0.25 returned to Hero

River: ($19.75) 6

(2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $19.75 ($0.95 Rake)

UTG had 9 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Sevens) and WON (+$9.05)
Hero had J A and LOST (-$9.75)

self ownage

NL Newbie · #**368** 09-24-2007, 12:43 AM

Lmfao "Hogan knows best" is so dam funny.

Ahh what a family

losingdonkey · #**369** 09-24-2007, 01:24 AM

brag: played 2k hands at 26/23/5 running 32bb/100
beat: 2NL

clowntable · #**370** 09-24-2007, 01:58 AM

If villain was one of you...:P

So I have KK on another table and am thinking "click max, click bet, profit" I have no idea why but for some reason I do all the actions on the table above it. Brain fried because it's 8am an I haven't slept yet I guess...

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($50.80)
Hero ($50.60)
CO ($78.05)
Button ($62.40)
SB ($58.85)
BB ($63.20)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $6, 4 folds, UTG raises to $20.5, Hero raises to $56.6 (All-In), UTG calls $31.85.

Flop: ($105.45) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($105.45) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($105.45) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $105.45

Results in white below: 
UTG has Kd As (two pair, kings and fives).
Hero has 4c 3d (flush, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins $105.45. UTG wins $4.25. 

The fact that it was the Kc on the river made it even funnier I guess.
I should have stayed and taken another tiltstack or so off villain but I'm way too tired.