Cheating on your wife - Page 37

JackInDaCrak · #**361** 05-09-2007, 02:58 PM

TR's are sweet, keep 'em coming.

lostsoul · #**362** 05-09-2007, 03:18 PM

One funny story I had, was we were looking for this skip. When finally tricked him down.he didn't have a volient record or anything like that so I wasn't to worried. We knocked on the rooms door, it was a crappy hotel in chicago. The TV is up realy loud. We bang again. Right as we are about to kick it in. The door opens up. It is him. We push it open and come inside. Inside, it is him, and four dudes all standing around butt ass naked. There is a very, very large black woman laying on the bed ass up asking if we were there to [censored] her also. She topped at least 300lbs. The room smelled like piss and stinky pussy. I am about puked.

DING-DONG YO · #**363** 05-09-2007, 03:23 PM

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

I am da dawg, da big bad daw-haw-hu-hu-hoo-hoo-ooo-ooo-ooog

lostsoul · #**364** 05-09-2007, 03:37 PM

That guy is a joke. he does what he does, fine it is a free world, but he does so many things wrong. When they have to fight 90% of the time it is the way he handles himself in situation. Your mouth gets u IN and OUT of trouble more then anything else in this world. All the gear he wears. It is all for the show. If he didn't make money from the show he would be out of buisness. U know how much money it costs to pay for all of the guys he uses? Over half of the pick ups u do is alone. The whole way he goes about it is wrong in my book. U don't let everyone in the world know what u are and what u are doing. U have informants to drop lines to u when u need them and u pay them good so they know where to go when they get some info. When that show started I figured there would be alot more yahoos trying to get tino the business because they see some yahoo in a mullet stopping bad guys. All my guys are prior law enforcement. They are pretty much all I will even interveiw. It is different from being a cop but u still need the same outlook on life and that same attitude.

Ignacio Munoz · #**365** 05-10-2007, 11:58 AM

Thanks very much OP, you have inspired me to start cheating on my wife. From what I've learned from you this should be easy. I plan to start next week when I travel to Houston for work.

Paulie Walnuts · #**366** 05-10-2007, 05:28 PM

I haven't forgotten you lostsoul. Any more stories?

Oranzith · #**367** 05-10-2007, 08:37 PM

the one about the gumjob was amazing

terrapin314 · #**368** 05-10-2007, 08:50 PM

Keep 'em coming!

I recommend an undertitle for LostSoul: Resident Philandering Consultant.

pnazari · #**369** 05-10-2007, 09:25 PM

keep 'em coming

blutarski · #**370** 05-10-2007, 09:45 PM

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One funny story I had, was we were looking for this skip. When finally tricked him down.he didn't have a volient record or anything like that so I wasn't to worried. We knocked on the rooms door, it was a crappy hotel in chicago. The TV is up realy loud. We bang again. Right as we are about to kick it in. The door opens up. It is him. We push it open and come inside. Inside, it is him, and four dudes all standing around butt ass naked. There is a very, very large black woman laying on the bed ass up asking if we were there to [censored] her also. She topped at least 300lbs. The room smelled like piss and stinky pussy. I am about puked.

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Did you hit it?