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View Poll Results: Do you look at the tp each time you wipe post crap-taking?
Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
No-i'll find out later if my ass starts itching 21 12.00%
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  #3591  
Old 12-20-2006, 03:23 PM
Noo Yawk Noo Yawk is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

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It's not difficult to see even with someone you are in love with (or smitten with or whatever) that perhaps they don't have the best bankroll management abilities and that they shouldn't be trusted.

If he didn't want her playing that high then he doesn't need to let her play on his account with that much money in it.

He can either transfer $29k out of it so she only has $1k.

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Finish this conversation for me...

Brandi: Can I play some poker on your account?
Mark: Sure, but let me transfer $29,000 out of it first

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Brandi: Can I play some poker on your account?

Mark's stunt double: BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAH....No.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:24 PM
Tape Tape is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

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He just wants all the dorky guys on this forum to think he bagged me, when in reality, all he got is a hand job ~ after pulling it out every night and whacking off by himself. What can I say? I felt sorry for him.

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Brandi,

"All he got was a hand job" might not be as unsatisfying of an experience as one might think at first glance.

Did you use any lube, spit or lotion when you gave him the hand job, or did you just give him the dry hand version? Also, did you talk dirty to him during the session, or did you just silently go about your business?

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can you people read?

she said the only handjobs he may have received are the ones he gave himself.

it's asinine to watch however hany hundreds of posts there have been made based on the idea that she gave him a handjob when she didn't give him a handjob.

for eff's sake, people, learn to read the English language.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:25 PM
DeuceHigh13 DeuceHigh13 is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

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The next night, he crawled into bed with me naked. His penis on my back,

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I guess this gives new meaning to the term "backer".
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:25 PM
B00T B00T is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

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Brandi,

"All he got was a hand job" might not be as unsatisfying of an experience as one might think at first glance.

Did you use any lube, spit or lotion when you gave him the hand job, or did you just give him the dry hand version? Also, did you talk dirty to him during the session, or did you just silently go about your business?

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She ran her hands through his OILY HAIR and it was gametime.
  #3595  
Old 12-20-2006, 03:26 PM
Jestocost Jestocost is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

Holy spit. I just realized I'm going to be without the Internets for six days starting tomorrow and it may take me till the end of the year to catch up with this thread after that long of an absence.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:27 PM
B00T B00T is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

Tape,

Save yourself months of future ridicule and don't bother posting anymore.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:27 PM
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

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To think I would ever sleep with a disgusting slob like yourself makes me want to throw up right here and now. And if anyone does not believe me about this guy's disgusting hygiene, all I say is to look at his oily hair. He just wants all the dorky guys on this forum to think he bagged me, when in reality, all he got is a hand job ~ after pulling it out every night and whacking off by himself. What can I say? I felt sorry for him.

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upon further inspection, it appears you're wrong.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:27 PM
No Fizzle No Fizzle is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

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He just wants all the dorky guys on this forum to think he bagged me, when in reality, all he got is a hand job ~ after pulling it out every night and whacking off by himself. What can I say? I felt sorry for him.

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Brandi,

"All he got was a hand job" might not be as unsatisfying of an experience as one might think at first glance.

Did you use any lube, spit or lotion when you gave him the hand job, or did you just give him the dry hand version? Also, did you talk dirty to him during the session, or did you just silently go about your business?

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can you people read?

she said the only handjobs he may have received are the ones he gave himself.

it's asinine to watch however hany hundreds of posts there have been made based on the idea that she gave him a handjob when she didn't give him a handjob.

for eff's sake, people, learn to read the English language.

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Truly, a fantastic first post.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:29 PM
Rottersod Rottersod is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

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anyone with any legal knowledge know if i can actually do anything about this?

or if it would be worth the time and effort and drama?

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Mark,

I have to say this and please take this the right way: You are once again showing a lack of maturity by asking this question on an internet forum. Don't listen to anyone here purporting to be a lawyer or even worse someone who doesn't claim to be one. If you want legal advice use some of your money and speak with an attorney. Just remember that for the right fee an attorney will usually tell you that any case is winnable. Make sure you get a second opinion.

As for your second question about it being worth the time, effort and drama? Only you can decide that but I think you already know the answer, right?
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:29 PM
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