Never Trust Anyone

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Ok. I'll say it.

This post is worthless without pics.

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[JCool]

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There should be a "Never Trust Anyone" forum where people can go and talk about this thread.

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There's at least two already

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This thread is so big that the NVG cliffs notes thread now has 60 posts.

[rokstedy]

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I'm so glad I'm keeping up with this thread. If I'd played poker and tried to win money like a sucker I'd still be back on page 29. Sure I might have a couple thousand dollars more than I did earlier today, but I would have missed some important stuff, including the gimmick Tom that Dids is deleting.

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I'm down 13 buyins in the three days I've been reading this thread. I didn't play at all yesterday, just to save money.

[J.A.K.]

Pledge drive to keep Brandi posting?

I'm in for .01-.10 per post based on sexual/psychotic content.

[garage13]

i swear this thread is growing at a rate faster than it can be read.

some1 needs to make a highlight reel.
keep it up fellas..

[rokstedy]

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He has lost about 900k. In the weekend that we hung out, he lost over 200k. Also, he keeps crying (literally crying. puffy eyes. tears down his cheek kind of a thing)

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OOOOOH, that kind of crying. Thanks for that. That's exactly the part of the story everyone wants more details of.

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I'm trying to imagine other kinds of crying at the moment. Like...Tears shooting out his eye balls like lasers or maybe instead of tears, he's crying strawberry jam (but not preserves, because that would be kinda painful).

[e_phemeral]

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hmmmmm Brandi and Dutch interesting couple. Brandi take a break from the tour, surround yourself around some family and real friends.

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Dutch was supposed to be talking to Tom and getting my money back. Unfortunately he is crazy and completely lied to me. He told me that Tom had agreed to give me my money as long as I signed papers that said I would never talk about him or Amanda or any of this story ever again. That was a lie. Tom does not care to give me my money. Instead, he tells everyone that I'm crazy and making it all up ~ of course to cover his own ass.

Instead Dutch was trying to sell him a patent for something. The patent was expired. I had a panic attack because I actually believed that I would get my money back. When I found out Dutch was lying to me, I couldn't breathe. Bellagio security guards had surrounded me and called the paramedics. There is a report about it ~ if you do not believe me.

During my panic attack, my passport was stolen. Coincidence, Dutch was the one to empty my purse to look for an inhaler. He was also the one who mentioned that it was missing. He accused the three guys he was with of stealing it. I punched one of the guys. He then made up some story that if I went to the crap tables with him, it would show up. He told me that a guy named Johnny took it because he thought I was faking my panic attack.

I called Dutch a schizophrenic [censored] tonight. Told him that when he was cheering over his big suck out over Hachem this year, he looked like the biggest dumb ass of the year.

He called me an evil bitch.

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This is priceless. This entire thread is high comedy.

[rokstedy]

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i just looked at the google search box in my firefox window, and i realized nobody appreciated my "uncle hank" joke 325 pages ago.

come on, someone has to have seen "requiem for a dream".

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I've seen it and now avoid it as much as possible. Possibly the most disturbing movie ever made. But seeing JConnelly tag team a two way dildo at the end was pretty cool. (I'm remembering that part right, yes?)

[DrewDevil]

Damn, this thread is hot yo.
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[BradleyT]

Mark should have took my advice in september and he'd be doing anal on Ali Shmali today at no additional cost.