Sorry, I just made a donk post to the wrong forum (NC Thread)

[marchron]

I think this is LOL because tyker was just here. Is it really LOL, or is it only LOL bnecauser I'm drunkern?

PokerStars Game #12086408248: Hold'em Limit ($0.02/$0.04) - 2007/09/16 - 05:07:54 (ET)
Table 'Dorado' 10-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Scheffi3 ($0.29 in chips)
Seat 2: Lady Cracker ($0.80 in chips)

[marchron]

Wow this is 9 posts in a row. This is a BigBadBabar-like streak of posts. LOL [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you Babs, plz post latest trip repotrt soon.

[marchron]

Make it 10, for in my drunkernness I have conied a new phrase, which I am sure will be added to te list of 2+2isms eventually:


PokerStars Game #12086446154: Hold'em Limit ($0.02/$0.04) - 2007/09/16 - 05:13:09 (ET)
Table 'Dorado' 10-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Scheffi3 ($0.66 in chips)
Seat 2: ParisLaRue ($1.28 in chips)
Seat 3: Nick_Foxx ($0.78 in chips)
Seat 4: media1 ($0.89 in chips)
Seat 5: <font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> ($0.22 in chips)
Seat 7: pokeresi ($2.47 in chips)
Seat 8: OunceOfGold ($2.19 in chips)
Seat 9: Gallego70 ($0.74 in chips)
Seat 10: OliK76 ($0.16 in chips)
OliK76: posts small blind $0.01
Scheffi3: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to <font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> [Ts Ac]
Mosoluti joins the table at seat #6
ParisLaRue: folds
Nick_Foxx: raises $0.02 to $0.04
media1: folds
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: folds
pokeresi: calls $0.04
OunceOfGold: folds
Gallego70: calls $0.04
OliK76: folds
Scheffi3: folds
*** FLOP *** [Js Tc Qc]
Nick_Foxx: bets $0.02
pokeresi: raises $0.02 to $0.04
Gallego70: raises $0.02 to $0.06
Nick_Foxx: folds
pokeresi: raises $0.02 to $0.08
Betting is capped
Gallego70: calls $0.02
*** TURN *** [Js Tc Qc] [Th]
pokeresi: bets $0.04
Gallego70: calls $0.04
*** RIVER *** [Js Tc Qc Th] [Jh]
pokeresi: bets $0.04
Gallego70: calls $0.04
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pokeresi: shows [9c Qh] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Gallego70: shows [Ah Qd] (two pair, Queens and Jacks - Ace kicker)
Gallego70 collected $0.47 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.49 | Rake $0.02
Board [Js Tc Qc Th Jh]
Seat 1: Scheffi3 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ParisLaRue folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Nick_Foxx folded on the Flop
Seat 4: media1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: <font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pokeresi showed [9c Qh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 8: OunceOfGold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Gallego70 (button) showed [Ah Qd] and won ($0.47) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 10: OliK76 (small blind) folded before Flop


After this hand, in chat:

<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: dammit
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: i had a 10
pokeresi: NH
Gallego70: ty
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: son of a goddsaamn birch hayyachachachachach

[marchron]

ARRR IN AGAIN&lt; SUCK IT BEEOTCH:

PokerStars Game #12086536892: Hold'em Limit ($0.02/$0.04) - 2007/09/16 - 05:25:43 (ET)
Table 'Dorado' 10-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Scheffi3 ($0.16 in chips)
Seat 2: ParisLaRue ($1.22 in chips)
Seat 3: Nick_Foxx ($1.05 in chips)
Seat 4: media1 ($0.55 in chips)
Seat 5: <font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> ($0.17 in chips)
Seat 6: Mosoluti ($0.95 in chips)
Seat 7: pokeresi ($2.77 in chips)
Seat 8: OunceOfGold ($2.16 in chips)
Seat 9: Gallego70 ($0.93 in chips)
Seat 10: OliK76 ($0.12 in chips)
Nick_Foxx: posts small blind $0.01
media1: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to <font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> [As Kh]
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: raises $0.02 to $0.04
Mosoluti: folds
pokeresi: folds
OunceOfGold: folds
Gallego70: calls $0.04
OliK76: folds
Scheffi3: folds
ParisLaRue: folds
Nick_Foxx: folds
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> said, "RAAAAAISEITUP"
media1: calls $0.02
*** FLOP *** [2d 5h Kc]
media1: checks
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: bets $0.02
Gallego70: raises $0.02 to $0.04
media1: folds
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: raises $0.02 to $0.06
Gallego70: raises $0.02 to $0.08
Betting is capped
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: calls $0.02
*** TURN *** [2d 5h Kc] [Ad]
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: checks
Gallego70: bets $0.04
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: raises $0.01 to $0.05 and is all-in
Gallego70: calls $0.01
*** RIVER *** [2d 5h Kc Ad] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: shows [As Kh] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Gallego70: mucks hand
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> collected $0.38 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.39 | Rake $0.01
Board [2d 5h Kc Ad 6c]
Seat 1: Scheffi3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ParisLaRue (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Nick_Foxx (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: media1 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: <font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> showed [As Kh] and won ($0.38) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 6: Mosoluti folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: pokeresi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: OunceOfGold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Gallego70 mucked [5s Ks]
Seat 10: OliK76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[marchron]

ONE MROE TIME!


PokerStars Game #12086667474: Hold'em Limit ($0.02/$0.04) - 2007/09/16 - 05:43:29 (ET)
Table 'Dorado' 10-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Scheffi3 ($0.36 in chips)
Seat 2: ParisLaRue ($1.14 in chips)
Seat 3: Manidestroy ($0.70 in chips)
Seat 4: media1 ($0.69 in chips)
Seat 5: <font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> ($0.07 in chips)
Seat 6: Mosoluti ($0.52 in chips)
Seat 7: pokeresi ($2.93 in chips)
Seat 8: OunceOfGold ($2.10 in chips)
Seat 9: Gallego70 ($0.98 in chips)
Seat 10: OliK76 ($0.17 in chips)
ParisLaRue: posts small blind $0.01
Manidestroy: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to <font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> [Qd Td]
media1: folds
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: calls $0.02
Mosoluti: calls $0.02
pokeresi: calls $0.02
OunceOfGold: folds
Gallego70: folds
OliK76: calls $0.02
Scheffi3: folds
ParisLaRue: calls $0.01
Manidestroy: checks
*** FLOP *** [7c Tc Ts]
ParisLaRue: checks
Manidestroy: checks
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: bets $0.02
Mosoluti: folds
pokeresi: folds
OliK76: folds
ParisLaRue: calls $0.02
Manidestroy: folds
*** TURN *** [7c Tc Ts] [5s]
ParisLaRue: bets $0.04
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: calls $0.03 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7c Tc Ts 5s] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ParisLaRue: shows [9c Kc] (a pair of Tens)
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font>: shows [Qd Td] (three of a kind, Tens)
<font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> collected $0.21 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.22 | Rake $0.01
Board [7c Tc Ts 5s 3d]
Seat 1: Scheffi3 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ParisLaRue (small blind) showed [9c Kc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 3: Manidestroy (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: media1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: <font color="green">DRUNKERN IRISH LOLCAT</font> showed [Qd Td] and won ($0.21) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 6: Mosoluti folded on the Flop
Seat 7: pokeresi folded on the Flop
Seat 8: OunceOfGold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Gallego70 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: OliK76 folded on the Flop

[marchron]

I are BUSTO. And now, I are bed. Wheeeeee ogogogogogog.

[OziBattler]

gg marchron. oops. your streak is over.

[kerowo]

What is procrastination? Procrastination is watching "Bring it On, Again" instead of doing something, that's procrastination boy.

[JavaNut]

Hmm, I'm either a tad slow or have just been too far away from my computer this weekend. But just to defend my "not being able to frame a wall"

1) I am not amish
2) In my part of the world houses are being built with concrete and/or bricks
3) I have people to build house for me
4) I earn more than bricklayers
5) My country import people from Poland to build houses
6) I've got high anciety so no scaffolding for me, please
7) I rent an appartment, I doubt the owners would like me to frame any walls

On not being able to clean an action bolt rifle:

1) My weapon of choice is tactical nukes (has been ever since Starship Troopers)
2) see item 1)
3) 2) but not when blowing up, in that case duck and cover

[MrWookie]

[ QUOTE ]
Does anyone have an estimate on how many hands it would be to clear 125 USD at 0.5/1? That is a pretty nasty sum to deposit...

BTW, I dont know if Adahthar is on the biggest monkeytilt in the history of poker but if you have a lot of cash on absolut you might want to keep up with this

poker is rigged

[/ QUOTE ]

I think there's definitely something to these accusations. There's been a lot of talk in the mod forum in addition to the stuff in BBV. Personally, I wouldn't be playing on Absolute at all right now.