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Re: HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH
i'd probably go back to working full time if someone ever successfully trifecta'd me
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Re: HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30 4 players Converter Pre-flop: (4 players) yourface is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">yourface raises</font>, BB calls. Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3SB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">yourface bets</font>, BB calls. Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2.5BB, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">yourface bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises</font>, yourface calls. River: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6.5BB, 2 players) yourface checks, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, yourface calls. Results: Final pot: 8.5BB BB shows 5C 9C yourface shows QH 8S owned |
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Re: HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH
today I found out that bluff/raising me with 5 outers and donking into me with 2 random cards and firing 2nd barrell is +EV for all villains. No, it is not because I'm folding.
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Update from earlier graf.
Just play long enough and you will eventually get unstuck. About 20 minutes before reaching unstuckness I off course had to run into these two idiots. [censored] YOU MORONS I AM UNSTUCK ANYWAYS AND [censored] THE POKER GODS! Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) Party Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls. Flop: (12.50 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls. Turn: (9.75 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls. River: (11.75 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 15.75 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> UTG has Td Jd (straight, ace high). Hero has Kc Kh (three of a kind, kings). Outcome: UTG wins 15.75 BB. </font> Party Poker 15/30 Hold'em (4 handed) Party Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Button posts a blind of $15. <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button (poster) calls. Flop: (4 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls. Turn: (3 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, Hero calls. River: (7 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 9 BB Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> BB doesn't show. UTG doesn't show. Button has 6c 9c (full house, nines full of queens). Hero has Ah As (two pair, aces and queens). Outcome: Button wins 9 BB. </font> |
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Re: HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH
grind on brotha
I wouldn't go saying that "[censored] the poker gods" too loudly now though. they def read 2+2 |
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todays session, love those friday night morons.
poker is easy when you are a sick luckbox like me. 37/66 showdown numbers |
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I thought the river killed me, but I go ahead and bet anyway, who knows what they'll call with...
Full Tilt Poker Limit Hold'em - 6 players Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com Preflop: Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] UTG folds, MP calls, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls, Hero checks. Flop: (3.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, SB folds. Turn: (2.50 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls. River: (4.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls. Final Pot: 6.50 BB Results: MP mucks 4d, 5d. Hero shows 2d, 6c (a full house, Twos full of Aces). Outcome: Hero wins 6.20 BB. And then this happens.... Full Tilt Poker Limit Hold'em - 6 players Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls. Flop: (4.40 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls. Turn: (3.20 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB caps!</font>, Hero calls. River: (11.20 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 13.20 BB Results: BB shows Kh, 9d (four of a kind, Nines). Hero mucks Td, Th. Outcome: BB wins 12.60 BB. |
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o l Hand #1 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is Button with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, SB calls, BB calls. Flop: (12.00 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls. Turn: (7.50 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB calls. River: (10.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, BB folds. Final Pot: 10.50 BB Results: Hero shows 6h, 8s (One pair, kings). Outcome: Hero wins 10.30 BB. Hand #2 Absolute Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 6 players Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, Button calls. Flop: (7.00 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls. Turn: (5.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, Button checks. River: (5.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls. Final Pot: 9.50 BB Results: Button mucks 9s, 7s. Hero shows Kd, Kc (Full house, aces full of kings). CO doesn't show. Outcome: Hero wins 9.35 BB. Hand #3 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players Preflop: Hero is Button with 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#FF0000">UTG raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">BB caps!</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls. Flop: (12.60 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls. Turn: (7.80 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls. River: (10.80 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks. Final Pot: 10.80 BB Results: Hero shows 3d, 6d (One pair, sixes). BB shows 5h, Ah (One pair, fives). UTG mucks Ts, Ac. Outcome: Hero wins 10.45 BB. Hand #4 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players Preflop: Hero is UTG with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, MP calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, BB folds. Flop: (7.60 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP folds, Button calls. Turn: (7.30 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls. River: (11.30 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls. Final Pot: 13.30 BB Results: Hero shows 4s, 7s (Two Pair, fours and threes). Button shows Kc, Jh (One pair, threes). Outcome: Hero wins 12.95 BB. ($3.50 Rake) Hand #5 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG calls, CO calls, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, Hero calls, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls. Flop: (10.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font> Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">UTG bets</font>, CO folds, Button calls, Hero calls, BB calls. Turn: (7.00 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, Button calls. River: (10.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, UTG folds, Button calls. Final Pot: 12.00 BB Results: Button mucks Kc, Th. Hero shows 4d, 3d (Two Pair, sevens and fours). Outcome: Hero wins 11.70 BB. Hand #6 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button calls. Flop: (6.60 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls. Turn: (4.30 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls. River: (6.30 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls. Final Pot: 10.30 BB Results: Button mucks 8h, Qd. Hero shows Qs, Kc (One pair, kings). Outcome: Hero wins 10.10 BB. Hand #7 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] CO folds, <font color="#FF0000">Button raises</font>, SB folds, Hero calls. Flop: (4.60 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls. Turn: (3.30 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls. River: (5.30 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button calls. Final Pot: 9.30 BB Results: Button mucks 6c, 5s. Hero shows 4c, As (One pair, aces). Outcome: Hero wins 9.10 BB. Hand #8 Absolute Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, CO calls. Flop: (6.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, CO calls, Hero calls. Turn: (6.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">CO raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB folds, CO calls. River: (13.00 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls. Final Pot: 15.00 BB Results: CO mucks 7h, 8d. Hero shows 9s, 9c (One pair, nines). Outcome: Hero wins 14.80 BB. Hand #9 Absolute Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 4 players Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls. Flop: (6.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero caps!</font>, BB calls. Turn: (7.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls. River: (13.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls. Final Pot: 15.00 BB Results: Hero shows Kh, 5c (One pair, kings). BB mucks As, Jc. CO doesn't show. Outcome: Hero wins 14.90 BB. |
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how drunk were you miles?
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