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Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
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Old 12-20-2006, 06:18 AM
Piemaster Piemaster is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

Add me to the list of people who suspect Mark's story isn't 100% true.
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Old 12-20-2006, 06:19 AM
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brandi: you would be a lot better off scamming people if you just ran off with the money instead of trying to play poker with it
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Old 12-20-2006, 06:20 AM
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

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I'm not giving you a penny, you piece of [censored]!!

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Good job newhizzle, you totally blew your chance at getting your cash back.

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BINGO. He blew it with the first complete lie he posted. Now after a whole slew of them....
Regardless, he was sitting there for most of it. We never had a deal. And I don't owe him [censored]. When his eyes were all red and puffy from his losses that weekend, I told him I'd help him out when I got my bankroll up. Please someone tell me why I should NOW???

Sorry not happening.

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GL making it in the gambling world if you don't understand why you need to pay him back.

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DID YA MISS THE PART WHERE HE WAS SITTING RIGHT THERE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?

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i also have all the text messages from when i was downstairs, and she was telling me that she was winning, this is a straight up lie, and she definately did change the password to my account, all i have to say, im done with this thread

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This is probably 2000 posts too late, but be careful those don't get deleted over time. Document them somehow. It may matter.
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Old 12-20-2006, 06:26 AM
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Guys,

Read shaniac's post.

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I refuse to believe these lies about my beloved.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] brandi

Edit: P.S. Brandi, I hear this guy can help you out.



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wait, I think youre confused, the pic below is not brandi.

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Old 12-20-2006, 06:26 AM
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

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11.

POKERSTARS GAME #7396125625: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 10:16:56 (ET)
Table 'Budrosa' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: puranata ($1139.20 in chips)
Seat 2: moondog77 ($858.50 in chips)
Seat 3: WrongButton ($1417 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($3430.35 in chips)
Seat 5: hibban ($2590.25 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($1000 in chips)
WrongButton: posts small blind $5
p3achy_keen: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [As Ad]
hibban: folds
newhizzle: calls $10
puranata: calls $10
moondog77: raises $50 to $60
WrongButton: folds
p3achy_keen: folds
newhizzle: raises $50 to $110
puranata: folds
moondog77: calls $50
*** FLOP *** [4c Jc 8h]
newhizzle: checks
moondog77: checks
*** TURN *** [4c Jc 8h] [6c]
newhizzle: bets $90
moondog77: raises $110 to $200
newhizzle: raises $110 to $310
moondog77: calls $110
*** RIVER *** [4c Jc 8h 6c] [8d]
newhizzle: checks
moondog77: bets $438.50 and is all-in
newhizzle: calls $438.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
moondog77: shows [8s 9s] (three of a kind, Eights)
newhizzle: mucks hand
moondog77 collected $1739 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1742 | Rake $3
Board [4c Jc 8h 6c 8d]
Seat 1: puranata folded before Flop
Seat 2: moondog77 (button) showed [8s 9s] and won ($1739) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 3: WrongButton (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: p3achy_keen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: hibban folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: newhizzle mucked [As Ad]


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POKERSTARS GAME #7394910935: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 05:57:28 (ET)
Table 'Nasl V' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: newhizzle ($1329 in chips)
Seat 2: rttyke01 ($735.50 in chips)
Seat 3: pmilanov ($2289 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($1045 in chips)
Seat 5: --CGD-- ($650 in chips)
Seat 6: batmanalan ($1059.20 in chips)
--CGD--: posts small blind $5
batmanalan: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [8s 9h]
newhizzle: calls $10
rttyke01: calls $10
pmilanov: folds
p3achy_keen: raises $50 to $60
--CGD--: folds
batmanalan: folds
newhizzle: calls $50
rttyke01: folds
*** FLOP *** [3h Js Ts]
newhizzle: bets $100
p3achy_keen: raises $250 to $350
newhizzle: calls $250
*** TURN *** [3h Js Ts] [Jc]
newhizzle: checks
p3achy_keen: bets $440
newhizzle: calls $440
*** RIVER *** [3h Js Ts Jc] [9s]
newhizzle: checks
p3achy_keen: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [8s 9h] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
p3achy_keen: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
p3achy_keen collected $1722 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1725 | Rake $3
Board [3h Js Ts Jc 9s]
Seat 1: newhizzle showed [8s 9h] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 2: rttyke01 folded before Flop
Seat 3: pmilanov folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen (button) showed [Ad As] and won ($1722) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 5: --CGD-- (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: batmanalan (big blind) folded before Flop

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POKERSTARS GAME #7395579653: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 08:40:29 (ET)
Table 'Budrosa' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: bvdahl ($537 in chips)
Seat 2: Carp Carl ($902.75 in chips)
Seat 3: WrongButton ($1000 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($1688 in chips)
Seat 5: hibban ($928.75 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($781.25 in chips)
newhizzle: posts small blind $5
bvdahl: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [8c Jc]
Carp Carl: folds
WrongButton: folds
p3achy_keen: raises $25 to $35
hibban: folds
newhizzle: calls $30
bvdahl: calls $25
*** FLOP *** [9s 2s 6d]
newhizzle: checks
bvdahl: checks
p3achy_keen: bets $80
newhizzle: calls $80
bvdahl: folds
*** TURN *** [9s 2s 6d] [9c]
newhizzle: bets $270
p3achy_keen: calls $270
*** RIVER *** [9s 2s 6d 9c] [5h]
newhizzle: bets $396.25 and is all-in
p3achy_keen: calls $396.25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [8c Jc] (a pair of Nines)
p3achy_keen: shows [7h 7d] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
p3achy_keen collected $1594.50 from pot
WrongButton said, "Winner"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1597.50 | Rake $3
Board [9s 2s 6d 9c 5h]
Seat 1: bvdahl (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Carp Carl folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WrongButton folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen showed [7h 7d] and won ($1594.50) with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 5: hibban (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: newhizzle (small blind) showed [8c Jc] and lost with a pair of Nines


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POKERSTARS GAME #7396314632: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/11 - 10:46:10 (ET)
Table 'Budrosa' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: puranata ($745.45 in chips)
Seat 3: WrongButton ($1479 in chips)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen ($3534.35 in chips)
Seat 5: --l A l-- ($245 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($823.75 in chips)
--l A l--: posts small blind $5
newhizzle: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [Qh Js]
puranata: calls $10
WrongButton: folds
p3achy_keen: folds
--l A l--: calls $5
newhizzle: raises $40 to $50
puranata: calls $40
--l A l--: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kh 3c Ac]
newhizzle: checks
puranata: checks
*** TURN *** [Kh 3c Ac] [9h]
newhizzle: checks
puranata: bets $60
newhizzle: raises $713.75 to $773.75 and is all-in
puranata: calls $635.45 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Kh 3c Ac 9h] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
newhizzle: shows [Qh Js] (a pair of Threes)
puranata: shows [Kc Jc] (two pair, Kings and Threes)
puranata collected $1498.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1500.90 | Rake $2
Board [Kh 3c Ac 9h 3s]
Seat 1: puranata showed [Kc Jc] and won ($1498.90) with two pair, Kings and Threes
Seat 3: WrongButton folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: p3achy_keen (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: --l A l-- (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: newhizzle (big blind) showed [Qh Js] and lost with a pair of Threes


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POKERSTARS GAME #7396820626: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2006/12/11 - 11:54:35 (ET)
Table 'Aegina II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: SAS_eagles ($2145 in chips)
Seat 2: twin-caracas ($4606.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Keesbussum ($4688 in chips)
Seat 4: iamhiv ($2000 in chips)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 ($7166.50 in chips)
Seat 6: newhizzle ($744.50 in chips)
twin-caracas: posts small blind $10
Keesbussum: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to newhizzle [8h 8s]
iamhiv: folds
Shifty1768: folds
newhizzle: raises $60 to $80
SAS_eagles: folds
twin-caracas: folds
Keesbussum: raises $98 to $178
newhizzle: raises $566.50 to $744.50 and is all-in
Keesbussum: calls $566.50
*** FLOP *** [4d Td 9s]
*** TURN *** [4d Td 9s] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [4d Td 9s 2h] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Keesbussum: shows [Qd Qc] (a pair of Queens)
newhizzle: mucks hand
Keesbussum collected $1496 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1499 | Rake $3
Board [4d Td 9s 2h 6s]
Seat 1: SAS_eagles (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: twin-caracas (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Keesbussum (big blind) showed [Qd Qc] and won ($1496) with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: iamhiv folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Shifty1768 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: newhizzle mucked [8h 8s]

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Yes she is horrible. But dear god why am I still playing SNGs if other 5/10 players play like this? Then again they may have had major reads on her by this point.
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Old 12-20-2006, 06:34 AM
Tom Emanski Tom Emanski is offline
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don't worry Brandi, I understand what is going on in your head:



To anal, or not to anal--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The swings and beats of drudgerous grinding
Or to take anal from a sea of Captains
And by relenting end them. To handjob, to grind--
No more--and by a grind to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand BB loss days
That the donkey is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To handjob, to grind--
To anal--perchance to satellite: ay, there's the rub,
For in that plundering of ass what satellites may come
When we have stacked off on the bubble,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so many handjobs.
For who would bear the be-be tops and rent,
Th' internet boards, the grown man's sad wheeping
The penis on the back, the cheap toasters,
The two-plus-two skin rash jokes, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When she herself might her quietus make
With an ass ravish? Who would learn sklansky,
To multi-table in a grinding life,
But that the dread of something after anal,
post the satellites, from whose bourn
No mere rounder returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly away someday to others that we know not of?

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hahaha nice work.
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Old 12-20-2006, 07:00 AM
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brandi: you would be a lot better off scamming people if you just ran off with the money instead of trying to play poker with it

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Sorta like that old lady who embezzled $2.5 million from her company to buy lottery tickets? Both her and Brandi would have been much better off with their profits off their initial theft than by "investing" it.
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Old 12-20-2006, 07:14 AM
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

Am I the only one eagerly anticipating an official Brandi Rose Job Interview Sweat Thread?!???!?
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Old 12-20-2006, 07:25 AM
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eme,

I very quickly skimmed the last 1000 or so posts, so I don't recall exactly what Assani said. However, here's the part I was agreeing with. People in this thread aren't generally doing a good job of believing stuff for the right reasons.

In this case, I think most of the conclusions people have jumped to at this point in the thread are probably correct. But for many (perhaps most) in the thread, that's because they're lucky, not because they did a good job at evaluating information.

Consider this. Had Brandi made a post like this OP in the not-too-distant past, there's a good chance Newhizzle would have been there defending her and verifying what a good person she is and how much she's been screwed, etc. Friends of his would have verified what a good guy he is. And a lot of people would automatically believe whatever Brandi said just like they did at the start of the thread. Except there wouldn't have been the chorus of Newhizzle and friends to start the Brandi backlash. Similar things could be said about Chantal and what different people respected at 2+2 and in the tourney community have said about her at different times.

This reminds me that it wasn't that long ago that tons of people across 2+2 were going on about what a genius poker mind and great stand-up guy Darrel "Gigabet" Dicken was. Some around here remember the response when I posted a few things about him that nobody else was saying. There are a few other people I could use as similar examples.

Basically, people should be a little more skeptical and not so easily put their trust in things said by people they don't know about people they don't know. That's all.
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Old 12-20-2006, 07:27 AM
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I never offered him anal. I asked someone (who I will not name) if he would back me for a satellite. HE sent me back a message saying that if I had anal with him he would.

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Ok, let's take a poll to figure out who the HE might have been.
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