fun times with POS ratholers

[DerekJCEX]

3 consecutive hands. i couldn't stop laughing

PokerStars Game #11765742137: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/29 - 22:01:32 (ET)
Table 'Huberta II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: amcawker ($1790.10 in chips)
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 ($1117 in chips)
Seat 3: DCal Zone ($1030 in chips)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 ($152 in chips)
Seat 6: M.O.P. ($1245 in chips)
ashleigh009: posts small blind $5
M.O.P.: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DerekJC9954 [Js Ac]
amcawker: raises $20 to $30
DerekJC9954: calls $30
DCal Zone: folds
ashleigh009: raises $122 to $152 and is all-in
M.O.P.: folds
amcawker: folds
DerekJC9954: calls $122
*** FLOP *** [2c Qd As]
*** TURN *** [2c Qd As] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [2c Qd As Kc] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ashleigh009: shows [5h 5s] (a pair of Fives)
DerekJC9954: shows [Js Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
DerekJC9954 collected $342 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $344 | Rake $2
Board [2c Qd As Kc Jh]
Seat 1: amcawker folded before Flop
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 showed [Js Ac] and won ($342) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 3: DCal Zone (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 (small blind) showed [5h 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: M.O.P. (big blind) folded before Flop



PokerStars Game #11765757712: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/29 - 22:02:25 (ET)
Table 'Huberta II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: amcawker ($1760.10 in chips)
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 ($1307 in chips)
Seat 3: DCal Zone ($1030 in chips)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: M.O.P. ($1235 in chips)
M.O.P.: posts small blind $5
amcawker: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DerekJC9954 [Kc As]
DerekJC9954: raises $20 to $30
DCal Zone: folds
ashleigh009: raises $170 to $200 and is all-in
M.O.P.: folds
amcawker: folds
DerekJC9954: calls $170
*** FLOP *** [Jd Ad 3d]
*** TURN *** [Jd Ad 3d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Ad 3d Qc] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DerekJC9954: shows [Kc As] (a pair of Aces)
ashleigh009: mucks hand
DerekJC9954 collected $413 from pot
DerekJC9954 said, "WEEE this is awsome"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $415 | Rake $2
Board [Jd Ad 3d Qc 7h]
Seat 1: amcawker (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 showed [Kc As] and won ($413) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: DCal Zone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 (button) mucked [8s 8d]
Seat 6: M.O.P. (small blind) folded before Flop



PokerStars Game #11765767551: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/29 - 22:02:59 (ET)
Table 'Huberta II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: amcawker ($1750.10 in chips)
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 ($1520 in chips)
Seat 3: DCal Zone ($1030 in chips)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: M.O.P. ($1230 in chips)
amcawker: posts small blind $5
DerekJC9954: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DerekJC9954 [9d 9c]
DCal Zone: folds
ashleigh009: raises $20 to $30
M.O.P.: folds
amcawker: folds
DerekJC9954: raises $180 to $210
ashleigh009: calls $170 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [5h 7s 7c]
*** TURN *** [5h 7s 7c] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [5h 7s 7c Ac] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DerekJC9954: shows [9d 9c] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
ashleigh009: mucks hand
DerekJC9954 collected $403 from pot
DerekJC9954 said, "hahahahhaha"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $405 | Rake $2
Board [5h 7s 7c Ac Ah]
Seat 1: amcawker (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: DerekJC9954 (big blind) showed [9d 9c] and won ($403) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 3: DCal Zone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ashleigh009 mucked [6c 6h]
Seat 6: M.O.P. (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)