***OFFICIAL*** uNL BBV thread: September

[kaz2107]

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this hand happened to me this afternoon. wtf?!?!!?? sigh. note that villian says after i raise him on the turn "well i guess it is all or nothing right here." i actually had my mouse sittin on the spot of the table that has the call button and was clicking the spot bfore he shoved so i turbo called. lmao

No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
2 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $141.15
BB: $103.85

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $1.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $4.5</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($9, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($9, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets $9</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $33</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises all-in $99.35</font>, Hero calls.

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($207.7, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $207.7)


Results:
Final pot: $207.7
<font color="#000000">BB Shows 3s As</font>
<font color="#000000">Hero Shows 10d 9h</font>

[/ QUOTE ]alright well this donk sat with me again!!!#@#$#$@!$@#$@#%@T%$ so of course i extend my sesh. lol. and sure enough i flop tp and the nut oesd in a 3 bet pot. he leads for 3 into 12 i make it 17 and he types "well i guess this is it. gl. i guess if u have the straight ill just boat up and win"

then shoves for 200bbs total. i of course call and he has just the nut oesd thus is drawin to 8 outs for a split and 3 for a win. blank blank and i ship the pot.

i am pretty sure he didnt remeber playin me. lmao. cant wait to play him some more. dsfjfojierj

[Shizzle12345]

god this thread is awesome, i think i just got in heaven. I can whine without anyone complaining!

[thing85]

Worst downswing ever this month...



Almost 25 buyins at 50 NL...luckily my bankroll is sufficient to stay at that level, but WTF, I've been a winning player for a long time and I feel like I'm playing my best poker ever... My biggest losing hands this month? KK, AKs, 33, AQo, and TT. Only made a set 25 times this month. "One pair" = -$464.00. "Two pair" = -$98.00. Yay for running bad!

Please, someone, give me your sympathy.

[kaz2107]

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god this thread is awesome, i think i just got in heaven. I can whine without anyone complaining!

[/ QUOTE ]untill ama sees it and bans ur ass for whining

[cunning]

Brag: This is my first month at full tilt 10NL
Brag: Running at 13ptbb/100 for 5k hands
Beat: total winnings is less then a night out
Variance: took me 20 mins to work out how to load a graph
[image]http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?83ac3c9a70.jpg[image]

[cunning]

Beat: graph didnt show [image]http://[/image]

there we go

[Pokerdemic]

brag:
my new avatar rocks

double brag: running 7+bb/100 @ NL50 in sept.

[JimboNYY24]

I run like god...never had so many sets in a session before.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $25.00
BB: $33.35
UTG: $32.60
MP: $22.90
Hero (CO): $28.30
BTN: $25.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.50</font>, 3 folds, UTG calls $1.25, MP calls $1.25

Flop: ($4.85) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">MP bets $0.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.75</font>, UTG calls $2.75, MP folds

Turn: ($10.60) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $5.00</font>, UTG calls $5.00

River: ($20.60) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

Pot Size: $20.60 ($1 Rake)

UTG had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Queens) and WON (+$10.35)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$9.25)

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $26.65
BB: $25.25
Hero (UTG): $37.05
CO: $70.15
BTN: $49.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $0.75</font>, CO calls $0.75, 2 folds, BB calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.35) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $1.75</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $3.50</font>, BB calls $3.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $11.00</font>, CO calls $7.50, BB calls $7.50

Turn: ($35.35) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets all-in for $13.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $25.30</font>, CO folds
Uncalled bet of $11.80 returned to Hero

River: ($62.35) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $62.35 ($2 Rake)

BB had 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$35.10)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$25.25)

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $24.75
BB: $25.45
UTG: $27.70
MP: $28.10
CO: $34.95
Hero (BTN): $47.20

Preflop: Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.75</font>, SB calls $0.65, BB folds

Flop: ($1.75) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $1.25</font>, SB calls $1.25

Turn: ($4.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $3.00</font>, Hero calls $3.00

River: ($10.25) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $2.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $42.20</font>, SB calls all-in for $17.50
Uncalled bet of $22.45 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $49.75 ($2.45 Rake)

SB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Deuce to Six) and WON (+$22.55)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Threes) and LOST (-$24.75)

Oh and a tourney hand:
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button (t11575)
SB (t11805)
BB (t3300)
UTG (t6875)
Hero (t10310)
MP1 (t5970)
MP2 (t4427)
MP3 (t7705)
CO (t1765)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls t200, Hero calls t200, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP3 calls t200, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls t200, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB checks.

Flop: (t1100) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t1000</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises to t7505</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t11375</font>, BB folds, UTG folds, Hero calls t9110 (All-In).

Turn: (t30090) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t30090) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t30090

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 5s 5h (three of a kind, fives).
MP3 has 6h 6c (three of a kind, sixes).
Button has 8h 7h (straight, eight high).
Outcome: Button wins t30090. </font>

Oh i hit a gutshot too, just call me jesus:
Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $24.75
BB: $27.50
UTG: $31.15
CO: $17.05
Hero (BTN): $47.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.75</font>, SB calls $0.65, BB folds

Flop: ($1.75) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $1.25</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $2.75</font>, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($7.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $1.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.25</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $21.25</font>, Hero calls $14.00

River: ($49.75) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $49.75 ($2 Rake)

SB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$23.00)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$24.75)

[dirtylobster]

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $52.85
BB: $19.25
Hero (UTG): $75.50
CO: $17.50
BTN: $13.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $1.75</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $1.75, SB folds, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($5.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($5.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Pot Size: $5.50 ($0.25 Rake)

BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Eight to Queen) and WON (+$3.50)
BB had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (high card Queen) and LOST (-$1.75)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$1.75)

[JimboNYY24]

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