Sorry, I just made a donk post to the wrong forum (NC Thread)

[Buzz-cp]

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No COTC for me. I don't like horror movies.

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This movie was a requirement for any Indiana hick. I'm quite surprised you haven't seen it. I guess Colorado hicks don't grow anything?

[bennyhana]

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No COTC for me. I don't like horror movies.

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This movie was a requirement for any Indiana hick. I'm quite surprised you haven't seen it. I guess Colorado hicks don't grow anything?

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You forgot I grew up in Kentucky.

You know why they built the bridge over the Ohio river between Evansville IN and Henderson KY?












































...wait for it...






































...almost...










































Ok, now. So the Hoosiers could swim across in the shade.

HAR HAR HAR!!

[bennyhana]

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Benny,

I'd still consider folding at most opportunities in that had.

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even with the extra 1.5 sb bonus money in the pot? I felt the first preflop call was the most borderline.

[MrWookie]

With the left nut low and horrible position, I don't make the call preflop. The flop call seems thin to me even at 14:1. You're in RIO Hell. At the turn, you're 9:1, and things are marginally worse, since there is an unlikely flush draw out there that could be eating up some of your outs. The only thing you'd really like to see on the river is a 4.

[Buzz-cp]

nothing like playing a hand perfectly wrt FTOP, while others don't


Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25/$0.5
5 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3SB, 3 players)
SB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3BB, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets</font>, SB calls, Hero folds.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7BB
SB showed Js 7c
Button showed Kh Qs

[OziBattler]

anyone got a BenQ FP222W? i can get one for $329AU and that seems like a pretty damn good monitor for the price.

http://www.benq.com.au/products/LCD/?product=838

[bozlax]

First hand at the table, no reads LOL:

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha/8, $0.25 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($25)
MP2 ($5)
CO ($10)
Button ($12.80)
SB ($13.35)
BB ($16.95)
UTG ($14.75)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $0.25. MP2 posts a blind of $0.25. CO posts a blind of $0.25.
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $0.5</font>, Hero (poster) calls $0.25, MP2 (poster) calls $0.25, CO (poster) calls $0.25, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $1.75</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $1.50, UTG calls $1.25, Hero calls $1.25, MP2 calls $1.25, CO folds.

Flop: ($9.35) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $8.9</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $8.90, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $23.25</font>, MP2 folds, Button calls $2.15 (All-In), UTG calls $4.10 (All-In).

Turn: ($46.40) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($46.40) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $46.40

Results:
UTG has Ad 2h Qs 5d (Low: 5, 4, 3, 2, A | High: straight, six high).
Hero has 2d Kh 5h 9c (Low: 5, 4, 3, 2, A | High: flush, ace high).
Button has 6s Ac Qh As (High: three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $45.05. UTG wins $11.60. </font>

[OziBattler]

in case some of you are living under a huge rock or something, FYI Stars have a reload bonus right now so gather ye mobnies and deposit

[Xylocain]

Does anyone have an estimate on how many hands it would be to clear 125 USD at 0.5/1? That is a pretty nasty sum to deposit...

BTW, I dont know if Adahthar is on the biggest monkeytilt in the history of poker but if you have a lot of cash on absolut you might want to keep up with this

poker is rigged

[Gib]

Online 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG calls.

Flop: (5.50 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: (3.75 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

River: (5.75 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 7.75 BB

Results below:
UTG has 9h Jh (straight, nine high).
Hero has 5c 5d (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: UTG wins 7.75 BB.

villain is a 67/14 fish, on the river I type "lol"
their reply: "lol at ur call" - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!