** Official August Chat Thread: The White Swan **

[Johnes Benjamin]

mrboombastic

[Berge20]

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Seems to me like you're making a bigger deal about this than you should, really.

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Meh, maybe I'm just cranky because I'm not on holiday anymore. Still, you'd think they could have given me limits that would allow me to play my normal game...

In other news, $50NL is seriously donkified this afternoon!

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Just wait until I log in! Your equity will skyrocket [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[TheProdigy]

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Hello Schwallie4,

We have transferred $0.02 to your account as requested by '1p0kerboy'.

Good luck to you both.


Regards,

PokerStars Cashier


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[Landlord79]

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Hello Schwallie4,

We have transferred $0.02 to your account as requested by '1p0kerboy'.

Good luck to you both.


Regards,

PokerStars Cashier


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Now that's funny!

[mlane]

I'm going to pwn your face.

[SABR42]

I am on insane mega-tilt.

[SABR42]

This guy was a 70/10 drooler who never folded ANYTHING:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $324.30
BB: $220.35
UTG: $96.25
UTG+1: $129.25
MP1: $86.65
MP2: $116.70
Hero (CO): $209.00
BTN: $220.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $8.00</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $26.00</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $96.25</font>, Hero calls $70.25

Flop: ($195.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($195.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($195.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $195.50 ($3 Rake)

UTG had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$96.25)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$96.25)

Same guy later:
Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $200.00
BB: $197.00
UTG: $532.50
UTG+1: $217.35
MP1: $191.00
MP2: $402.10
MP3: $195.20
CO: $114.00
BTN: $47.55

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (9 Players)
3 folds, MP2 calls $2.00, 2 folds, BTN calls $2.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $14.00</font>, BB folds, MP2 calls $12.00, BTN folds

Flop: ($32) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $24.00</font>, MP2 calls $24.00

Turn: ($80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $55.00</font>, MP2 calls $55.00

River: ($190) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $107.00</font>, MP2 calls $107.00

Pot Size: $404.00 ($3 Rake)

MP2 had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and WON (+$201.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Sevens) and LOST (-$200.00)

DIE IN A FIRE DAMMIT.

[D.L.M.]

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I am on insane mega-tilt.

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sn please.

[SABR42]

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I am on insane mega-tilt.

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sn please.

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Sorry, I've quit my tables.

[D.L.M.]

If you were a total fish and had no bankroll. someone offers you a 400$ stake and says they will teach you how to play till you are a winner. and all you have to do is grind out 6k then give them half. Isnt that a good and or really [censored] great deal?