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View Poll Results: Which has been JaBlue's most embarrassing OP to date? | |||
The one where he almost throws a jar of piss at a car | 1 | 2.17% | |
The one where he can't be bothered to go to a funeral even though it means a lot to his dad | 28 | 60.87% | |
The one where he wants to let snakes loose in a theater | 2 | 4.35% | |
The one where he tells his grandmother to go [censored] herself | 13 | 28.26% | |
Other (please specify) | 2 | 4.35% | |
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll |
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#311
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Re: ***SSNL LIFE THREAD***
Jizzing on a girl's back is 100% standard if you're doing it doggy when you climax. Anywhere on her body other than the face/hair has always been like, totally acceptable and normal. If you're doing it mish she's prolly getting a load on her stomach/chest. Never had a girl get mad about it wtf?
Goofy - [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] am I supposed to just take the phone out of her hand and turn it off and start making out with her? [/ QUOTE ]This sounds incredibly hawt. [/ QUOTE ] QFMFT. You know what to do playa, you just gotta start doing it. I bet if you were drunk enough you would have done it, and I'd also bet you'd have nailed her right there and it would have been GREAT. Anyways, now, I think your facebook idea is best. Calling your friend to see if she said anything sounds pretty weak. willw9 - OMFG back the [censored] up! You're obv desperate and like, uncomfortably smothering a chick you barely even know. FFS yes wait until Wednesday or Friday to talk her again. I mean, you called and texted her a total of like, what, 5 times in one night? You gotta cool it down. |
#312
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Aight so here's my situation. There's this girl in my English class that I'm kinda into. I first started talking to her on Friday, when she held the door for me to the third floor of our English building and we chatted the whole way to class. I then caught up with her after, and we chatted for a bit too. She friends me on facebook like 2 hours later. OK so to get things going, I say something stupid about the football game on her wall, no response. I then see her at this meeting for a charity organization last night. I'm chillin on the floor eating my burrito, shes on a step. I start striking up a little convo, she seems fairly enthusiastic and was poss inching a little closer on the step to where I was sitting. So before we all go out, I get her number from a friend, text her and ask her wheres she's headed. She gives me the "Hey! I'm not sure yet my friend and I are still discussing, what about you?" I text back and am like I'm at my buddy's appt, we'll be outta here by 12, i'll for sure give you a call and maybe we'll meet up. No response. Then I go to the Hockey House which is pretty lame, and I find out she's somewhere on the same street after calling her. She tells me she'll come outside when I walk down the street and she'll see me in a bit. We get ready to go, I call her, no answer. I then text her like an hour later and say we're just heading in, cause State College was pretty weak last night. No response. FWIW, I added her to my buddy list on Friday and she hasn't been online once. Obviously milked this TR for all the emo it's worth, but this is the emo thread right? Sometimes I just feel like all the girls I initially come on strong to find me a little creepy, I dunno. What's my play here? P.S. I run into johnnyrocket at like 12 at some pizza place. He's like telling me that he can't win a hand ever and is playing SNGs on Stars?! I commence the mockery. 2 hours later, I text asking what he's up to, he's like "bangin a girl." Joke's on me now I guess. [/ QUOTE ] u just gotta relax some, ur trying way too hard, tons of girls up here at state college i usually meet lots of people at parties and [censored], see if they friend u on facebook or get the number, but like dont be come off as obsessive at all, like i would never text her if i didnt get the number from her, she might find that creepy and just hit her once and see what she says, when ur hitting her up alot she's thinking its too easy and might think ur way too into her off the bat, just talk to her in class or something and try doing something in the future but hold back a little |
#313
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Lol I was just tryna chill with her..
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#314
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and ur thinking too much, be urself
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#315
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Aight sounds good.
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#316
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and i am playing sit n gos to try clearing bonuses the quickest b4 i pull money off stars
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#317
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Lol I was just tryna chill with her.. [/ QUOTE ] You're tryna way too hard. |
#318
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I just watched like 2 seasons of Viva La Bam in one sitting. I really wana hate Bam, he seems like the biggest douche-tool ever, but I can't stop watching the show. wtf.
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#319
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guy is a douche. if he were my kid, i'd kill him.
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#320
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i couldnt stand watching that
hes such a [censored] and not remotely funny, just really, really annoying. |
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