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Already have banged her. Should I call her back?
So I'm at my cousin's sweet 16 party last night, checking out the jailbait action, and begin running game on this chick with pink hair, and a tongue ring, not really planning on going anywhere with it, but, who knows?
Anyway, as we start talking, she goes "So where do you go to school?" and I'm like "I don't." Then she goes "Oh, that's cool, I go to Central, I'm in work release" (This would mean a Senior) So I'm like "so you're 18?" and she goes "Yea, I turned 18 last week" So, I start getting more serious and she's like "I was dating this guy who goes to Tech, but I caught him cheating on me, so I broke up with him three days ago. I really loved him" At this point, Mike goes to "Sensitive Mike" and we get back to my place after the ceremonial giving up the car thing. We end up [censored], then drinking, then watching The Godfather. At some point during the night, she picks up my cell phone and calls her cell phone with it, saving the #. BTW, this chick still lives with her parents, who thought she was spending the night at my cousins. Anyway, she's gone when I wake up, so I'm thinking "SCORE!" Here's the problem. She's called me like three times today, I didn't answer because I woke up and started drinking at like 9am, then went back to bed. Should I return the call, what? In the voicemail she's like "Hey baby, I'm sorry I had to leave, lets go get something to eat tonight, love ya" Then I got a text that says "Baby wake up! Want2 c a movie? Pics before whining starts. Pink Hair: So anyway, wut it do BBV4life? ~Mike |
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Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
You should have gone for the one on the right.
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Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
LOL, she's family.
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Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
brag: you hit it
variance: she's related beat: expect a never ending stream of text messages peppered w/ stupid acronyms and numbers placed in the stead of words and letters... also she'll probably say things like "el oh el" out loud........ hmmm, wait, this is a brag.... it's like living w/ a female version of BBV4life |
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Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
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brag: you hit it variance: she's related beat: expect a never ending stream of text messages peppered w/ stupid acronyms and numbers placed in the stead of words and letters... also she'll probably say things like "el oh el" out loud........ hmmm, wait, this is a brag.... it's like living w/ a female version of BBV4life [/ QUOTE ] He didn't say she was related. Also, better pic? |
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Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
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variance: she's related [/ QUOTE ] WHAT THE [censored]? NO.. The girl on the right in black is related to me, not the girl I [censored]! |
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Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
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[ QUOTE ] variance: she's related [/ QUOTE ] WHAT THE [censored]? NO.. The girl on the right in black is related to me, not the girl I [censored]! [/ QUOTE ] the nile is a river in egypt |
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Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
oh yeah, don't worry about whether you call her back or not, since it doesn't make a diff.... she won't give up and will show up at your place pretty soon....... in person..... hello stalker.......... but this indicates that she'll move one w/in about 9 days:
[ QUOTE ] I woke up and started drinking at like 9am, then went back to bed. [/ QUOTE ] so, enjoy for a week or so, and she'll be gone after that.... win/win |
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Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
ewww you sexed your cousin, that is low even for bbv4life.
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Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?
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oh yeah, don't worry about whether you call her back or not, since it doesn't make a diff.... she won't give up and will show up at your place pretty soon....... in person..... hello stalker.......... but this indicates that she'll move one w/in about 9 days: [ QUOTE ] I woke up and started drinking at like 9am, then went back to bed. [/ QUOTE ] so, enjoy for a week or so, and she'll be gone after that.... win/win [/ QUOTE ] I'm thinking this post may be wrong: |
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