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View Poll Results: Which has been JaBlue's most embarrassing OP to date?
The one where he almost throws a jar of piss at a car 1 2.17%
The one where he can't be bothered to go to a funeral even though it means a lot to his dad 28 60.87%
The one where he wants to let snakes loose in a theater 2 4.35%
The one where he tells his grandmother to go [censored] herself 13 28.26%
Other (please specify) 2 4.35%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 09-03-2007, 11:50 AM
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beat: girlfriend still calls me 6 seconds.

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In front of other people?
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Old 09-03-2007, 11:54 AM
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oh, and the korean girl from before wants to live with me. But I doubt my now girlfriend will like that at all. But if she lives with me almost guranteed sexytime. So. damn.

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Talk about wanting to have your cake and eat it! Threesome ftw?
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Old 09-03-2007, 11:57 AM
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am I supposed to just take the phone out of her hand and turn it off and start making out with her?

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This sounds incredibly hawt.
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:25 PM
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before finishing on her back.

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HAHAHAHA!

You serious?

Every girl i've ever met would be pretty pissed if i did this.

lol, serious brag if so [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:25 PM
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kil,
does g/f know about said korean girl? eh?

also, yeah, i want to go to japan like jay and hit some hawt japanese schoolgirls.
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:27 PM
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before finishing on her back.

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HAHAHAHA!

You serious?

Every girl i've ever met would be pretty pissed if i did this.

lol, serious brag if so [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Yeah serious. She wasn't pissed or anything (I don't think). Better than jizzing in a johnny and getting it smeared all over my knob.
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:30 PM
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before finishing on her back.

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HAHAHAHA!

You serious?

Every girl i've ever met would be pretty pissed if i did this.

lol, serious brag if so [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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lol I do it all the time, the face is best imo [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:32 PM
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Yeah face is asking a bit much for the first time with a girl. I'll try and give her the pirate next time though (jizz in her eye and kick her in the shin).
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:32 PM
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before finishing on her back.

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HAHAHAHA!

You serious?

Every girl i've ever met would be pretty pissed if i did this.

lol, serious brag if so [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Yeah serious. She wasn't pissed or anything (I don't think). Better than jizzing in a johnny and getting it smeared all over my knob.

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Ah i've done it to the face, across the room due to bad timing and on the wall the same etc.

But on the back? LOL i gotta do this
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Old 09-03-2007, 12:51 PM
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before finishing on her back.

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HAHAHAHA!

You serious?

Every girl i've ever met would be pretty pissed if i did this.

lol, serious brag if so [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Yeah serious. She wasn't pissed or anything (I don't think). Better than jizzing in a johnny and getting it smeared all over my knob.

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Ah i've done it to the face, across the room due to bad timing and on the wall the same etc.

But on the back? LOL i gotta do this

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How exactly did you do it across the room???? lol

Peter North Jr. here or what??
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