All My Money Are Belong to Me (NC Thread)

[JavaNut]

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Go get drunk Aussie!

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I just broke my neck, trying to read this. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Gib]

lol, this guy will never learn. Firstly he proudly showed his bluff in a previous hand, now he try's to bluff every hand!!

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB calls, UTG folds.

River: (9.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB calls.

Final Pot: 11.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 9s Td (one pair, fours).
BB has As Jd (two pair, jacks and fours).
Outcome: BB wins 11.50 BB. </font>

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero checks.

Flop: (2.50 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP checks.

Turn: (1.25 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, MP checks.

River: (1.25 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 3.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kh 2d (one pair, fours).
MP has 7h 8h (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 3.25 BB. </font>

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, Hero folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (7 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks.

River: (7 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB calls, UTG folds.

Final Pot: 9 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 4s 5h (one pair, threes).
BB has 7s 6d (two pair, sevens and threes).
Outcome: BB wins 9 BB. </font>

[Gib]

Here's the grand-daddy of 'em all against him!

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, Hero calls, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, Hero calls, CO calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, BB folds, UTG folds, Hero calls, CO calls.

Turn: (8.25 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
Hero checks, CO checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (14.25 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 16.25 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 4s 4h (one pair, fours).
Button has Qc Ac (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins 16.25 BB. </font>

[Gib]

After getting sick &amp; tired of seeing ur hand beaten, ie like this:

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, SB calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (17 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button folds, SB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (10.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls.

River: (12.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Td Tc (straight, queen high).
Hero has Kc Ks (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG wins 14.50 BB. </font>

There's only 1 thing for it:

Get off Stars
Move Up
Chase Loss
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Profit

[Gib]

I &lt;3 it when they help u save $ [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (7 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, Hero calls.

River: (8.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB doesn't show.
Outcome: SB wins 8.50 BB.
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Converter said he didn't show, but this is from the raw HH:

SB collected $33 from pot
SB: shows [Ad Jc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)

Hmmm, actually now i think of it I didn't have the odds to call turn c/r? Maybe i shoulda folded there [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Edited to add: nah with Flush re-draw there it's prolly worth a call, river made it a rly easy fold.

[OziBattler]

my donkament luckbox is broke bros. my awesome plan of booze + winning at least one 70FPP pushament at stars 4 T$ and a path to more robusto failed teribly and so much for a birfday luckbox and effing pushfold equity. meh, Ill just be crushing all the pansies in the stars cash games tomorrow nite to make up for it. oh and havin a 2+2 name = stars SN is -EV for noobs cos I will level you FTW. hehe and holla.

someone lolcat me a birthday cake, stat.

zzzzzzzzzzz [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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[KingOtter]

Happy Birthday Ozi!

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[bravos1]

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Happy Birthday Ozi!

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I hate pits of blood!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] you need more luscious green mountains in your landscape!!!

[nomadtla]

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someone lolcat me a birthday cake, stat.


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