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Old 08-26-2007, 07:22 PM
BigPoppa BigPoppa is offline
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Default Re: The mark of the douchebag

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Playing Ultimate Frisbee

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What crawled up your ass and died today?

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An Ultimate frisbee player screwed my girl, stole my wallet, beat me up and left me for dead on the sidewalk. I think you can understand I have a bit of dislike for Ultimate frisbee players now.

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You had a girl?
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Old 08-26-2007, 07:48 PM
ckmo ckmo is offline
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Default Re: The mark of the douchebag

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Why is it douchey to wear a basketball jersey when playing/watching basketball?

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For the same reason it's douchey to wear a band's t-shirt when you go see their concert ldo

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I'm kinda lost on this one....aren't basketball jerseys made to be worn when playing basketball? or are we just talking about pickup games w/ people wearing kobe jerseys?

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An Ultimate frisbee player screwed my girl, stole my wallet, beat me up and left me for dead on the sidewalk. I think you can understand I have a bit of dislike for Ultimate frisbee players now.

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admitting you got beat up by an ultimate frisbee player is pretty sad even as a joke. I think you lose your man card.
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:29 PM
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Default Re: The mark of the douchebag

This guy

People who tell you about all the secrets they know because they're so important, but then never say them because they'll get in trouble if they do.
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Old 08-26-2007, 08:58 PM
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Default Re: The mark of the douchebag

"Tribal" tattoos on just about anyone that doesn't cluck like a chicken to communicate with their family.
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Old 08-27-2007, 07:39 AM
Dale Dough Dale Dough is offline
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Default Re: The mark of the douchebag

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This guy

People who tell you about all the secrets they know because they're so important, but then never say them because they'll get in trouble if they do.

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Nah, you're just jealous that you don't get to know those things yourself.
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Old 09-04-2007, 01:32 PM
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Default Re: The mark of the douchebag

Hummer owners.
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Old 09-05-2007, 01:40 PM
Joseph Hewes Joseph Hewes is offline
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Authority figures who keep using the term "Bad Guys."
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Old 09-05-2007, 03:17 PM
NajdorfDefense NajdorfDefense is offline
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OBX, if you say so, but you realize there *are* beach towns in this country where they mail to residents valid parking stickers, similar to those oval ones, that are required by law, for street parking during summertime and on weekends.

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Najorf - buy your own parking pass here!

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KOD, you can't read for content, also the mark of a d-bag.
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Old 09-05-2007, 03:21 PM
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Default Re: The mark of the douchebag

Read through entire thread and I don't think this one has been mentioned.

Che Guevara T-shirts.
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Old 09-05-2007, 03:59 PM
Jay Riall Jay Riall is offline
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Read through entire thread and I don't think this one has been mentioned.

Che Guevara T-shirts.

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haha totally agree. Especially funny when they don't even have a [censored] clue who Che Guevara is.
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