3 minutes to live... what do you do?

[gorie]

what all can you give, with five minutes to live ?
hear the tock tick tock of the laughing clock
what can you do or say ? maybe you oughta pray...
but you better think positive, you got five minutes to live.

time is flying by, now don't you sit there and let it fly
you better come on strong, you wont' be here long
that bell is gonna ring. this is the final fling
ain't no alternative, you got five minutes to live.

what all can you give, with five minutes to live ?
get dressed for your date, or you're gonna be late
live a little while you can, don't sit there and wring your hands
here comes a great big sedative, you've got five minutes to live.

[Kyo Souma II]

Find a car without an electronic governor and see how long I last on route 1 with the foot on the gas pedal.

Either that or a lot of heroin.

[eviljeff]

leave a series of cryptic clues that lead nowhere

[mikeyp]

Nothing.

[keikiwai]

Probably, I'd sit in shock for 3 minutes figuring out what I'd want to do.

That's the rest of my life anyway.

[WaterlooPoker]

I believe this question is alot more interesting if your replace 'what' with 'who'.

[gorie]

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I believe this question is alot more interesting if your replace 'what' with 'who'.

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yeah, because when someone tells you that you're about to die, you're gonna get a major boner.

[Metal_Rat]

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delete the porn off my computer. This may take more than 3 minutes though.

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I'd do the same while simultaneously taking a crap and calling a couple good friends.

Here's my reasoning...

If the science in the Chef episode of South Park is correct, I don't want the last thing to do before I die is crap my pants.

Calling my friends would ensure that they show up before family. My friends would finish the job of removing any not-suitible-for-family things.

It also ensures that I won't be lying around for a week before being found.

[erastank]

Hate to say this but id probably shoot my wife then play some party blackjack.

[gorie]

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Hate to say this but id probably shoot my wife then play some party blackjack.

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? that's terrible.