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Old 04-14-2006, 02:19 PM
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I've heard this story before.

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Me too, but the version I heard had the phrase "like starting a lawnmower" in it.
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Old 04-14-2006, 02:20 PM
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Default Re: Moral of the story...don\'t use anal beads

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I've heard this story before.

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Me too, but the version I heard had the phrase "like starting a lawnmower" in it.

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POTD

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Old 04-14-2006, 02:23 PM
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Default Re: Moral of the story...don\'t use anal beads

how can i contact this girl?
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Old 04-14-2006, 02:24 PM
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Default Re: Moral of the story...don\'t use anal beads

FWIW I've heard the story before, except "a lead singer of a popular band" was replaced with "a friend of a friend". I think its more of an urban legend, but still rather [censored] :P
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Old 04-14-2006, 02:26 PM
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Default Re: Moral of the story...don\'t use anal beads

I've heard a similar story, except it was the girl who [censored] on the floor after getting [censored] in the ass. Then her parents saw her cleaning the [censored] up, she blamed it on her dog, and they put the dog to sleep.
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Old 04-15-2006, 01:00 AM
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Default Re: Moral of the story...don\'t use anal beads

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I've heard a similar story, except it was the girl who [censored] on the floor after getting [censored] in the ass. Then her parents saw her cleaning the [censored] up, she blamed it on her dog, and they put the dog to sleep.

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Thats not a funny story.

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Old 04-15-2006, 01:46 AM
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Default Re: Moral of the story...don\'t use anal beads

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I've heard a similar story, except it was the girl who [censored] on the floor after getting [censored] in the ass. Then her parents saw her cleaning the [censored] up, she blamed it on her dog, and they put the dog to sleep.

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Thats not a funny story.

Ken

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haha yes it is
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Old 04-15-2006, 02:11 AM
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Good God.

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Old 04-15-2006, 02:14 AM
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Default Re: Moral of the story...don\'t use anal beads

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I've heard a similar story, except it was the girl who [censored] on the floor after getting [censored] in the ass. Then her parents saw her cleaning the [censored] up, she blamed it on her dog, and they put the dog to sleep.

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Was this the same girl who was banging herself with a hot dog and it broke off and she had to go to the hospital to get it removed, or the girl who put peanut butter on her [censored] and had the dog lick it off.
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Old 04-15-2006, 02:28 AM
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Default Re: Moral of the story...don\'t use anal beads

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I've heard a similar story, except it was the girl who [censored] on the floor after getting [censored] in the ass. Then her parents saw her cleaning the [censored] up, she blamed it on her dog, and they put the dog to sleep.

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Was this the same girl who was banging herself with a hot dog and it broke off and she had to go to the hospital to get it removed, or the girl who put peanut butter on her [censored] and had the dog lick it off.

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Dude, no way! Those girls went to my high school. Small world.
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