"Your next 15 hands will be aces"

[MikeR]

After showing them for the 9th time you'd probably get your ass beat, unless you were in a casino with security or online.

[gwhiz_612]

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After showing them for the 9th time you'd probably get your ass beat, unless you were in a casino with security or online.

[/ QUOTE ] LMAO. This is probably true especially if you were betting blind everytime as someone else suggested.
What I would do is buy into the biggest game my bankroll would allow me to buy into at least 4 times. Then I would order a beer and shot of tequila before the first hand. Tell the waitress to keep em coming and put on my shoalin drunken kung fu sway while sloppily pushing all in time after time. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[krishan]

Get in the UB 300/600 game and start by posting UTG and limp reraising. Plan is to play 3 hands and sit out. Then post UTG with dead money, then leave wait a day and then try again.

Krishan

[brazilio]

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Get in the UB 300/600 game and start by posting UTG and limp reraising. Plan is to play 3 hands and sit out. Then post UTG with dead money, then leave wait a day and then try again.

Krishan

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Why not sit out after 1 hand?

[SmackinYaUp]

Seriously though, how would you calculate RoR? I've heard rumors that aces get cracked in limit games sometimes. What's the biggest game you'd play with your 15 hands of aces assuming a certain bankroll size and risk tolerance?

[Alexisonfyre]

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Seriously though, how would you calculate RoR? I've heard rumors that aces get cracked in limit games sometimes. What's the biggest game you'd play with your 15 hands of aces assuming a certain bankroll size and risk tolerance?

[/ QUOTE ]I heard rumors that they also get cracked in NL [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[wrschultz]

I would also just push preflop in a NL cash game 15 times in a row and be a complete ass about it. I would never show either.

[chicagoY]

I'm going to UB and go tilt Mr. Hellmuth.

[WordWhiz]

Play lowball and snow like crazy. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[pzhon]

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The Pokergods have come down to Earth and told you that in your next 15 hands, you will recieve AA. This is before you have launched any pokerclient.

What is your game plan?

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Straddle!

My initial reaction was that the way to get the most at the poker table would be to play NL. However, I don't think this is right. The problem is that the amount of blind money is small, and it is possible that I would just win the blinds. It's hard to beat the amount of action in a $4000-$8000 limit game. If I win the blinds, that would still be substantial, but that would not be my goal. I'd straddle on the first hand, betting and raising blindly, then quit, and come back another week.

However, I think it may be more profitable to make a large sidebet with someone, e.g., insist that the odds against a pocket pair are 12:1 instead of 16:1, and offer to bet as though the odds are 14:1. Again, hitting and running is probably safest.