victim of April Fool's Day prank- how do I get back at my friends?

[joeski19]

How about the old put-a-piece of shrimp or chicken behind the light switch panel? It reeks and it's really hard to find.

[snorer]

okay, I don't have access to the interiors of their cars. THey are only going for 1 day, and they're taking a bus home tonight so they'll be here at like 1am or so. Ideally I would really really like to have something where when they get back all tired from the bus ride and long day walking around the city they have to bust their balls with something before they can drive home. I had the idea of paying off one of the kids brothers, whom I'm not sure went or not, to get the spare keys and go take his car and park it somewhere else with a note and a $10 on the other kids car saying "hope this covers cab fair. You're next". As of now I can't get in touch with him. I don't want it to be something completely [censored] up, nothing that is really going to damage their cars seriously... just a real big inconvenience. Level of humor involved is optional

[closer]

Do either of them have a truck?

[meccaNES]

ok...Get ahold of some people they don't know. Take everyone out when they get back to "tell you how it went". Then walk around the city barhopping or whatever when suddenly you guys "get robbed at gunpoint". If you can videotape it, as to review later to make fun of whoever cries for their life etc...

I still say make them brush with icy hot...it's not too painful and it wont kill them or anything. I don't think...

[snorer]

no, one car is an 89 Ford Probe, the other is a really run down [censored] Honda Accord. Bumper stickers, etc are an option on the Honda, but anything that will take a long period of time to do is out of the question because a cop friend of mine just told me they monitor the bus terminal parking lot now due to a lot of cars getting [censored] with there.

[meccaNES]

Or go buy a bunch of gay porno mags and hide them all over the guy who called you and pulled the joke's house. Then let his parents/room mate whomever find it. That'll be hard to explain because "it's not mine i swear" isn't exactly going to cut it.

[joeski19]

Well then Phil already gave you a good one. Potato in the tailpipe. Just use more then one otherwise it will just shoot out of the tailpipe before the car stalls. You can still leave the note etc... Now send Phil a $100 on PS. Or april fools the hundo. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[meccaNES]

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no, one car is an 89 Ford Probe, the other is a really run down [censored] Honda Accord. Bumper stickers, etc are an option on the Honda, but anything that will take a long period of time to do is out of the question because a cop friend of mine just told me they monitor the bus terminal parking lot now due to a lot of cars getting [censored] with there.

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damn, a beat this bad should be in BBV...and 89 ford probe? Are you [censored] serious...no revenge necessary this guy has it bad enough...

[Phil153]

Seriously, potatoes up the exhaust pipe. None of their cars will start, which will be [censored] hilarious when they get home tired, and have to call out assistance.

edit: joeski beat me to it.

[Gomez22]

Rub vaseline all over their windshields.... Anything that falls on will stick to it, rain won't wash it off, and it's a bitch to clean off.... plus... with them just getting back, it's not like they'll have anything to wipe it off with....... it's going to make it a bitch for them to get home easily, and it's relatively harmless.

You could use axle grease as an alternative (for either, if they try to use the wipers, it'll just smear wnd be harder to remove, but axle grease is better for this), but make sure to put enough on so they notice it; you don't want them driving down the road at 60 mph, hitting some rain and then turning the wipers on....

'Mez