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#21
03-31-2006, 03:29 PM
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Re: Tomorrow is April Fools
I can tell you about one a friend pulled on me and some other friends.
Backround: My friend had had a few bad encounters in the past few weeks with his ex's new boyfriend. Nothing too serious (no real violence) but they had been some heated arguments. On april fool's day my friend comes over to our dorm out of breath. He tells us that he ran into Brian and got into another argument with him. Things got pretty bad and he pulled out this knife and stabbed him. He then pulls out a butterfly knife and the thing is covered in blood. He asked us if he could hide out at our place for a while until things coold down. As a sidenote, brian has had a history of violence and he also owns a gun. We all start to panic because we aren't sure what to do. We figure the police will be after him and Brian will also probably be after him. After about 30 minutes of us believing that my friend actually stabbed a guy he says "April Fools" and then shows us his foot where he had cut off a nasty wart with the knife earlier in the day. Needless to say we were all quite relieved. 
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#22
03-31-2006, 03:32 PM
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Re: Tomorrow is April Fools
Phone message: Hey, Harry Lyons called from 555-5555 (zoo number).
A little cheesy, yeah maybe. This works if you work together or anything like that. I'm not ashamed to say it worked on me before. What's funny is the zoo people are ready for this when it happens.
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#23
03-31-2006, 03:36 PM
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Re: Tomorrow is April Fools
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[ QUOTE ] have a girl you know call him and tell him shes with a local doctors office and tell him he was on a point of contact list for a girl (preferably some girl he had sex with that is a ho bag) who was tested for clap, herpes whatever, and that he is at high risk for exposure to this std. worked well on one of my friends. [/ QUOTE ] this one is going to be pure gold. [/ QUOTE ] Why not just say the gf?
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#24
03-31-2006, 03:40 PM
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Re: Tomorrow is April Fools
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] have a girl you know call him and tell him shes with a local doctors office and tell him he was on a point of contact list for a girl (preferably some girl he had sex with that is a ho bag) who was tested for clap, herpes whatever, and that he is at high risk for exposure to this std. worked well on one of my friends. [/ QUOTE ] this one is going to be pure gold. [/ QUOTE ] Why not just say the gf? [/ QUOTE ] A 2 for the price of 1. Excellent!
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#26
03-31-2006, 04:19 PM
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Re: Tomorrow is April Fools
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] have a girl you know call him and tell him shes with a local doctors office and tell him he was on a point of contact list for a girl (preferably some girl he had sex with that is a ho bag) who was tested for clap, herpes whatever, and that he is at high risk for exposure to this std. worked well on one of my friends. [/ QUOTE ] this one is going to be pure gold. [/ QUOTE ] Why not just say the gf? [/ QUOTE ] because he runs around on her, its perfect.
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#28
03-31-2006, 04:46 PM
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Re: Tomorrow is April Fools
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last year: I was having severe stomach issues, family members thought it might be krohn's (??) or hwatever, I don't know. They diagnosed it Irritable Bowel but thats because they just dont know whats up. docotrs are idiots. Anyway, I digress. So I had just had a biopsy and colonoscopy and my mom doctored an e-mail prescribing a diet and all this stupid crap about making a stool sample. She's a doc so she also got the actual jar you have to put it in. The diet included lots of lettuce and hardboiled eggs and she totally fooled me and I did it and gave her the stool sample. When I handed her the jar she said "APRIL FOOLS!" and I cvouldn't help but laugh. [/ QUOTE ] that is awesome
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#30
03-31-2006, 06:44 PM
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Re: Tomorrow is April Fools
I was working in the sportsbook at Imperial Palace in Las Vegas when the Imperial Palace in Biloxi was under construction.
A month or two before it was scheduled to open, the Race/Sports director told one of the junior supervisors (let's call him Mark, since he's getting conned) that he was getting a promotion: he was being transfered to Biloxi to Manage the new racebook there. Mark thought there was a good chance this was a joke, but he was still a little disconcerted about leaving the big city to go live in Mississippi. Then some guy in a suit, with an IP nametag that said he was a Vice President of something, showed up at the sportsbook. "Where's Mark? Which one of you guys is Mark?" Mark spoke up, and the guy excitedly shook his hand. "Mark, I'm Joe Blow, I'm heading up the Biloxi operation. I just wanted to come down here and introduce myself. I'm really excited to have you on board, blah blah blah..." That sealed it. The hook was set. They let Mark dangle all day. Hearing him speak in concerned tones on the phone to his wife was hysterical. I can't think about April Fools Day without thinking about this story.
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