To boldly go where no man has gone before

[young Nut]

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So i SIIHP last night. Here's how it worked:

we (partner and i, ~3yr together) spent the evening working at a film quiz we were running. She=teetotal, me=harrassing her to buy a round for me.

We walked home and i started working my magic around midnight. After 30mins of doin' eet, without me working to my regular chequered flag, I, having spent reading weeks of OOT, suggest SIIHP. She (virgin excepting my conquest) accepts graciously. No protection/lubrication later, I work my magic to find it's a) slightly more frictious than regular intercourse and b) more painful to her than above.

Thus, we resolve to only
a) SIIHP when she's too lazy to give head
b) for her to give head when she doesn't want me to SIIHP.

I think i got a good deal.

Therefore, trip report compulsory.
Regards,
Pete.

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wow, you definitely got a great great deal here. Sounds like a keeper to me.

[_TKO_]

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What type of lube?

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I quickly skimmed over this, understanding it completely. Then looked back and realized I spend too much time here.