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Old 03-09-2006, 12:34 PM
aquakitty aquakitty is offline
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Default Re: I\'ll be your project

I will accept further PM's and reply to all of them this afternoon.

This will change your life.

-AK
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:44 PM
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I do not use the word "pwn"

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Then you can't be taught to beat the 11s. Everybody knows the only way to beat PP is to pwn. And if you don't tell the donks you pwned them, at least every once in a while, you are not playing optimally.

Oh, and "rigged" is required as well. Cuz online poker is rigged. Any winner knows that too.

Ship it.
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:08 PM
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be at my apartment door april 6, 2006, with $5,000.

doing things for free does not fit in my vocabulary.

c
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:15 PM
aquakitty aquakitty is offline
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I should also note that anyone who wishes to embark on this quest may, if you so choose, remain anonymous for as long as you wish. This may increase the honor that is bestowed upon you as I begin to become a winning SNGer.

As the name 'aquakitty' becomes synonymous with 'Champion', people will begin to wonder to whom this honor belongs. The unveiling of the true identity of the teacher can then be made at your *request.

-AK

*Edit: Fixed typo
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:18 PM
aquakitty aquakitty is offline
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be at my apartment door april 6, 2006, with $5,000.

doing things for free does not fit in my vocabulary.

c

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It's with great respect to your ability that I admit to not having $5000 in my bankroll. I do, however, have an apartment door. This helps neither of us.

Who dares?

-AK
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:28 PM
Ixnert Ixnert is offline
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The unveiling of the true identity of the teacher can then be made at your bequest.


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Do I really have to be dead before you'll tell everyone? You might get more offers without that condition.

(Probably not.)
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:33 PM
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I'd be someone's project. I have played 20 SnG's before, only have played limit briefly, and most of my time is spent in OOT. I work from a home office, have zero bankroll, and would be willing to give all/if any profits to the teacher. Need to find a hobby anyways. Would be willing to devote 20 to 30 hours a week for a month. PM Me. I'm around.

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Old 03-09-2006, 01:38 PM
aquakitty aquakitty is offline
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The unveiling of the true identity of the teacher can then be made at your bequest.


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Do I really have to be dead before you'll tell everyone? You might get more offers without that condition.

(Probably not.)

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Very good. At your request, not bequest...unless you want to be really mysterious.
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Old 03-09-2006, 02:57 PM
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I do not use the word "pwn"

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Then you can't be taught to beat the 11s. Everybody knows the only way to beat PP is to pwn.

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Hahaha!
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Old 03-09-2006, 03:00 PM
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There should be no concern about not liking me. I do not have spiked, frosted hair and I do not use the word "pwn".

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If you do ALL of these things, you will crush the 11s. Then you can afford a Razr, which is required to be a badass at the 22s.
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