I celebrate my sexuality alone - Page 3

losingdonkey · #21 11-13-2007, 07:27 PM

having sex with people for money is the only +ev thing to do here

voyamatarte · #22 11-13-2007, 07:28 PM

I'd do it. I really would.

losingdonkey · #23 11-13-2007, 07:31 PM

voyamatarte · #24 11-13-2007, 07:36 PM

I would [censored] people on Craigslist if I wasn't 100% certain that it would give me itchy dick syndrome.
Anyone TR's on this site?

Himself · #25 11-13-2007, 07:40 PM

People have done it. But they're never heard from again. Draw your own conclusions.

Passaman · #26 11-13-2007, 08:09 PM

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So, somehow it pisses God off if you whack it, but he's totally fine with you banging women you aren't married to?

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Just the opposite, imo

voyamatarte · #27 11-13-2007, 08:37 PM

God banged Mary and they weren't married. AMIRITE?

React1oN · #28 11-13-2007, 08:39 PM

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So, somehow it pisses God off if you whack it, but he's totally fine with you banging women you aren't married to?

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Just the opposite, imo

[/ QUOTE ]Deuteronomy 2:12 "Masturbate thy heart out!"

Smell The Glove · #29 11-13-2007, 08:39 PM

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So if I masturbate twice during the day, then at night go over to my gf's and have sex with her twice, and then I jack off again afterwards, do you think I have a problem? Because I think that's pretty normal, imo.

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Dick chaff FTL. I definatly have enough will power to give the little guy a break once I see a little irritation. It's nice to do so much for the guy, but too much = open wound = HIV. Stop doing this or you and your girlfriend will get HIV like Magic Johnson only he is rich so you will die and he wont.

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yeah uh neither me or my gf has hiv so i think we're safe. my dick has never bled afaik except for this one time when I cut myself shaving.

voyamatarte · #30 11-13-2007, 08:49 PM

Have you ever tried to use a multi-blade razor on your balls? And then you stop giving the task at hand its very much deserved undivided attention and a little loose ball skin gets caught between the blades? And then you cry a little as you try to wiggle the ball skin out? Mach 3, more like mach blood when I pee. AMIRITE?