Funny email i sent to my college professor...

[Keyser.]

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right now i have no motivation to write
> about gay stuff

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[keikiwai]

OP, prob shouldn't have hit "submit" on this one

[remski]

4 ur viewing pleasure OP




ooooh yeh!

[El_Hombre_Grande]

OP: We know what happened at the party. Just tell your girlfriend that it was just "experimentation" and that it won't happen again.

PS: Maybe the professor will let you break that six sentence assignment into two 3 sentence essays on "pitching" and "catching."

[KurtSF]

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yeah seriosuly whats wrong with community college? u know how much money i will make in my life time compared to you? im soo well set in life, its so amazing, you keep grinding out the college daddy payed for you then go work for a job making 100k a year, i [censored] on people like u

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OK, you've got a [censored] of money. The thing is, I have the chance that maybe one day I can make as much as you.

But you, you're going to be stupid forever and there's not a [censored] thing you can do about it.

[chopsticks]

OP MUGHT BE STUPID AND HES A STUDENT IN LOL COLLEGE BUT HES A TOUGH [censored] AND EAST MEETS WEST AFTER ALL OH YEAH AFTER ALL HE EATS YOUR BRAINS WORTH OF 100K A YEAR BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE THE GUTS AND MUSCLE TO DEFEND YOURSELF ITS FRIDAY NIGHT 2:39 AM RIGHT NOW AND HE HAD A GIRFLRIEND AND KNOWS HOW TO SIIHP BETTER THAN ANY OF YOU BRAINIACNE

[holland3r]

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yeah seriosuly whats wrong with community college? u know how much money i will make in my life time compared to you? im soo well set in life, its so amazing, you keep grinding out the college daddy payed for you then go work for a job making 100k a year, i [censored] on people like u

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LOL

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First legitimate LOL I've had in BBV4L this whole week prob.

Let me guess OP, you're a Guido and daddy is going to set you up in the sanitation business.

[chopsticks]

OH AND BTW 99% OF AMERICANS ARE SYTUPID ANYWAYS LOL HAHA ROTL

[kiddcheckers]

LOL 8-10 sentences.

I remember community college, god it was hell. It was filled with all these smug inarticulate homophobes who couldn't stop telling me how well off they were going to be in life.

Glad I escaped to San Diego State, I hear they're all ridiculously well off shift managers at the BK now.

[billygrippo]

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LOL 8-10 sentences.

I remember community college, god it was hell. It was filled with all these smug inarticulate homophobes who couldn't stop telling me how well off they were going to be in life.

Glad I escaped to San Diego State, I hear they're all ridiculously well off shift managers at the BK now.

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ROFL