Hey look at me! I (might) be dating a stripper

[mbillie1]

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But 'sort of' 'might' be dating a 33-year-old midget-stripper who probably does tons of e and doesn't even remember who you are is definitely not in the realm of cool.

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owned

[Kips Bay Kid]

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I don't think you can be so sure of the 'coolness' of dating a younger stripper either actually.

But 'sort of' 'might' be dating a 33-year-old midget-stripper who probably does tons of e and doesn't even remember who you are is definitely not in the realm of cool.

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Glad we have you here to dictate to us what is cool and what is not. Nothing like sensationalizing every little detail to try to elicit respect in your weak argument.

[Arnold_O]

for the most part, strippers are self-absorbed and selfish. they will abandon their lesbian lovers and boyfriends just as quickly as they will abandon their children.

they are all around self-destructive. falling for a stripper is a huge mistake.

[DCJ311]

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Negatives

*Doesn't sound like she drinks, she does e

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This is not a huge negative unless you want to have something other than a couple weeks of sex-crazed fun, which you don't, trust me. These girls love to party on all kinds of drugs, although I did have a week long fling with a stripper who did not do drugs and only did patron shots. Not having drugs and not wanting to do drugs is generally a big negative for you.

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* I called her on one of her days off yesterday, but she gets called in a lot, turns out she had to go into work last night and asked me to come in to see her - CLASSIC SCAM - major red flag went off. Only reason I went last night was because she said she did not remember me and I didn't think I could have gotten her to meet me out without a follow up visit. She also told me to wear the same shirt from Friday so that she would remember me. When she saw me she did remember me and had a big smile on her face, eh.

I am not going to visit her at work again and I already made it perfectly clear to her that I am very skeptical about her.

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Yeah, her asking you to go into work is basically a sh*t test, if you go in, you fail. Also if you've spent any sort of money on her already, you've probably failed. Never, ever, ever, go in there while she's working.

At this point, you must not take a single grain of sh*t from her, and be very firm and in control about everything. If you agree to meet up at 6 PM and she's not there by 6:15, you leave. You don't even call or anything. Also plan on telling interesting stories and doing some exciting stuff on your date, try to dress up like a baller, and exude sexuality as much as possible. Even if you are very good it probably won't work out. GL

[ardubz]

I can't imagine how deranged you must be to even consider dating a stripper. Can you not comprehend the drama bombs that will be dropping every day? Strippers aren't normal people.

This is a huge beat no matter how you look at it. Good luck though.

[Klompy]

bwahahahahaha, she wants money for sex, that is all.

[joes28]

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I can't imagine how deranged you must be to even consider dating a stripper. Can you not comprehend the drama bombs that will be dropping every day? Strippers aren't people .


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[Hopey]

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meh strippers are people too.

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Yes, but they're dead inside.

[Riverman]

How are people this retarded. Its a STRIPPER, her life's work is to scam people out of money.

[Freakin]

How is her being a stripper not one of your negatives?