BEAT. CAPTAIN Tom busted me from borgata 10k. - Page 3

RichGangi · #21 09-17-2007, 08:26 AM

This has to be the one of the creepiest convos ever held at a poker table. Very funny to read though.

shaundeeb · #22 09-17-2007, 08:39 AM

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I was at a table with The Captain during this years WSOP and I asked him if he knew that there was an entry for Captain Tom at urbandictionary.com - He said "No, and I don't want to know".

Unfortunately, Johnnybax said "Is it okay if i look?" and proceeded to pull up the link
on his blackberry, and immediately starts laughing. Next thing you know the blackberry is making it way around the table.

It eventually gets to Gavin Smith who is sitting directly next to Captain and as he is reading he is almost brought to tears he is laughing so hard.

I say unfortunately because curiosity gets the better of the old cap'n and he asks to see the blackberry. What followed was probably the creepiest 15-20 mins I have ever spent at a poker table as The Captain begins regaling us with tales of how large his penis is.

At one point he looked directly at me and with a wink and a smile said;

"It would have waken you up too!"

For what its worth the entry reads;

The act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping.

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

He also said that if he was going to stick it anywhere on her backside, it wouldn't have been on her back if you catch his drift.

Somewhere in the middle I think he also made a teabagging reference which I think was also directed towards me, but my memory is a little sketchy so don't quote me on that one.

After about 20 mins had passed we all got back to poker and The Captain got a little quiet.

Then we played a pot heads up pot together where The Captain check raised me all in on the river at which point I remarked

"I thought I felt a little something sneaking up on my backside" and folded. The Captain then responded with "Oh believe me there is nothing little about it" while stacking my chips.

H.

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how did you not post this story sooner.

jmill2511 · #23 09-17-2007, 09:15 AM

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I was at a table with The Captain during this years WSOP and I asked him if he knew that there was an entry for Captain Tom at urbandictionary.com - He said "No, and I don't want to know".

Unfortunately, Johnnybax said "Is it okay if i look?" and proceeded to pull up the link
on his blackberry, and immediately starts laughing. Next thing you know the blackberry is making it way around the table.

It eventually gets to Gavin Smith who is sitting directly next to Captain and as he is reading he is almost brought to tears he is laughing so hard.

I say unfortunately because curiosity gets the better of the old cap'n and he asks to see the blackberry. What followed was probably the creepiest 15-20 mins I have ever spent at a poker table as The Captain begins regaling us with tales of how large his penis is.

At one point he looked directly at me and with a wink and a smile said;

"It would have waken you up too!"

For what its worth the entry reads;

The act of placing one's penis upon the back of another, preferably while recipient is sleeping.

"I was just taking a nap during the dinner break of the 15k event when I awoke to find a creepy old man giving me a Captain Tom. How sick is that???"

He also said that if he was going to stick it anywhere on her backside, it wouldn't have been on her back if you catch his drift.

Somewhere in the middle I think he also made a teabagging reference which I think was also directed towards me, but my memory is a little sketchy so don't quote me on that one.

After about 20 mins had passed we all got back to poker and The Captain got a little quiet.

Then we played a pot heads up pot together where The Captain check raised me all in on the river at which point I remarked

"I thought I felt a little something sneaking up on my backside" and folded. The Captain then responded with "Oh believe me there is nothing little about it" while stacking my chips.

H.

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loooooooooooool

This is too good