Why I deserve $5k from BBV (Long, Exactly 1000 Words)

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tl;dr

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seriously OP- didn't you see this coming?

[Conspire]

Lock this pathetic thread none of u idiots are gonna get money.

[Diomed]

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From sticky on BBV:

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Welcome to BBV.

BBV/BBV4l Guidelines: use common sense, no racism, no spamming or begging, don't suck. Follow these tenets and you will be happy.

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Be like me... keep your begging in PMs to those who ask for it. Ban OP.


Umm read the flip for 5k thread. This thread was a joke. I'm not beggin for anything it was satirical thread about him wanting someone to post 1000 words for 5k so I wrote whatever crazy thing came to my mind. I don't need anyones charity. I'm fine on my own. I just thought I would bring humor to his request/also he requested to start a new thread for the first person to do so, adding into the funnyness of it.

Lock thread, if you'd like. I was just meaning to have a good time. I know a lot of these guys on the forums and am currently in a wager with kyleb on the health and fitness forum. I mean no ill will.

Ban me if you like. If I suck that much. I still read the threads, thats all I want.

I love you all. I love ramon noodles. I love free WiFi and I love my 2001 Dodge Neon with 98k miles. Holla

[TruFeelings521]

Do you life Mcdonalds wifi or burger kings?

[Diomed]

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tl;dr

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seriously OP- didn't you see this coming?

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I saw it coming yes, but did I resist? No. It's 12:19 here I stop thinking properly after a long day of class and study at about 11:30.

[Diomed]

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Do you life Mcdonalds wifi or burger kings?

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I like Panera Breads the most. It's always solid. My macbook can get great signals anywhere though.

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my favorite part:

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Maybe a quick game of razz.

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[Diomed]

See at least HOV knows what I'm talkin bout.

[DannyOcean_]

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I'm actually working on my PhD in English at a major midwest university

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Nobody every really wants to tip me when I clean up there sweat and sour sauce off the floor or when I hook their kids up with that special toy that Tommy doesn’t got yet.

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It’s hard making bank when your making double cheeseburgers for six hundred pound gorillas and there six obese babies.

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then I can pay the toll money to get two and fro on the highway.

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the artificial intelligence is way to good for me,

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[Diomed]

Good points. I also didn't spend but more then six minutes writing that and didn't spell check on TextEdit.