new service that is probably up some of your alleys

[BretWeir]

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Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it.

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Bride Price: $49,995

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"We’re a Christian family and Cheyenne has had trouble with unchristian desires although at heart we know she's a good Christian girl. She needs a husband with STRONG Christian values who will provide her a STRONG Christian home and help her to live a godly life."

Bride Price: $5,995

More bang for your buck, baby!

[JasonK]

For those prices I would demand a certificate of virginity.

[slickpoppa]

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I assume this is satire. If not, then my head asplode.

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This site is as real as bonsaikitten.com

[2/325Falcon]

Chris Hansen's gearing up for the November sweeps.

[MattSuspect]

wtf..no way this is real.

[TheJubilantMale]

Can she divorce you without her parents consent?

[sublime]

this is real anyways

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[Spellmen]

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[Transidium]

I need wife with good plow experience.

btw -- If I buy two of these little bitches, am I entitled to get them to go down on each other?

[J.A.K.]

Is she a Jack-In-The-Box? That's the longest [censored] neck I've ever seen in my life!