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Old 08-15-2007, 10:17 AM
Moonshine Moonshine is offline
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legal advice?

well, suicide is technically illegal but i'll let you in on a little secret...

they can't arrest you when you're dead!

go get 'em tiger
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Old 08-15-2007, 10:58 AM
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1. Organise court date
2. Dont show up
3. Lol grimmed
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:02 AM
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GRIMSTAR ROCKS TEH GRIMSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, but is scared of trafic court? lol
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:04 AM
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Yeah plead not guilty. Studies show that pretty people are treated better in virtually every situation so I'm sure you'll be fine.
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:08 AM
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Make a plea bargain to plead guilty to a lesser charge and then plead not guilty anyway. LOL GRIMM'D
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:30 AM
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Bring a laptop and keep refreshing BBV for advice.
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:33 AM
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tell them you rock the MFing Grimmstarr, LDO.

Watch the judge get wet, bring wad of hundos, make it rain. Tell court reporter "you get all that, ho?"

Pull out pimply weener, pee on court appointed council.
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:34 AM
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This happened to my brother... just tell them very politely that you didn't run a red and that it's possible that from the point of view of the officer (helps to know where he was) he clearly made an honest mistake. They will pretty much always let you off if it's your first warning and you look like a kindad well dressed middle class white kid.
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:41 AM
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Old 08-15-2007, 11:41 AM
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