OOT - be gentle...

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that chick looks like like a weird angry striking migrant worker

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lmao, gold.

[slickpoppa]

The girl's who's pic you posted is disgusting by Brazilian standards

[suzzer99]

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Electrical plug jokes are OK if you're looking to impress a Brazilian, I would have made a South America kidnap/ransom joke though and locked the doors right before she tries to get out and laugh etc. Being new in town makes giving her your number a good idea, you don't come off as too aggressive and if she's hurting for friends you're her go to guy...just keep your intentions clear since she'll most likely be looking to make a friend before anything else.

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I can live with friend and try to work my way up. Hot girls are fun to have around. Plus meeting someone new, trying to be funny and charming, in hopes she'll come around, is better than no prospects whatsoever. IMO.

I did resist the urge to say something like "it's ok if you just want to be friends, no pressure or anything" like I probably would have in high school. Baby steps...

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The girl's who's pic you posted is disgusting by Brazilian standards

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yeah man i live in a city (town?) with a very large brazilian population, and let me tell you, most of them in the 18-30 age range are pretty smokin. that one ain't.

[suzzer99]

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Lol Suzzer. You post a pic of a very grumpy looking, very Indian-looking girl and then tell us that your girl has no Indian in her. Please tell us that your girl isn't quite so grumpy looking either.

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This chick is trying to go for that bitch model look. I figured you guys could filter that out. Ok, gimme a sec. I'll try to find a better sample.

[rhettoric]

don't sweat looks. It's really all about chemistry (unless of course you're like deformed or something). How did she receive your digits? Did she say she'd call you?

It sucks that you didn't get her number but seriously, no one ever gets laid being shy. Kudos for at least getting another interaction possible. Brazilian girls are so hot. Can you dance at all, because it helps. I have my fingers crossed for you!

Oh, and if you mention poker, keep it positive. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[IronFly]

suzzer,

Totally OT, but you strongly resemble a good friend of mine from college.

Also, ask girls for their number. Do not give them yours.

Imperialistic plug joke is money.

[suzzer99]

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this thread gets a 10/10 for bizarre

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What's bizarre about it?

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Because its a standard clueless hows my play girl thread from a good poster who's usually pretty smart and jesus murphy you're 38! and you still have no clue not to give a chick your number, PLUS that first pic does not look good at all that chick looks like like a weird angry striking migrant worker, and then for no reason: another posters family member.

Is this message in code?

--GA

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Think of something you're really really bad at. And you know you're bad at it. That's me with women. Either I am on the worst female cooler ever, or I'm doing something really wrong. All I know is whatever I try doesn't work. Even on women who by all rights should probably give me a chance. I'm the Marty Shottenheimer of sealing the deal. (With women I mean. Marty Shottenheimer is the Marty Shottenheimer of sealing the deal.)

I've had one really good solid relationship in my life (with a woman who still wants to marry me and I probably would if I was smart). Other than that it's been a lot of dysfunctional crap, brief not-so-spectacular affairs, and a cornucopia of dates that turned into horrible unmitigated disasters for one reason or another. 3 or 4 of them could probably be movie scenes they were so bad.

Unless I'm in SE Asia, then like all Caucasian men, I am god.

Does that paint a clear enough picture?

[tuq]

suzzler,

I hear that women like cocaine. Discuss.

[suzzer99]

Still searching for a better sample. But in the meantime, here's what my woman will probably look like when she's 125: