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08-04-2007, 04:21 PM
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Re: Wanna know how you can tell I\'m about to go out on a date?
Going forward, masturbate more.
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#22
08-04-2007, 04:28 PM
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Re: Wanna know how you can tell I\'m about to go out on a date?
If you are not fugly the chick will dig your confidence if you just ignore it. She probably won't let you lick her minge though.
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#23
08-04-2007, 05:46 PM
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Re: Wanna know how you can tell I\'m about to go out on a date?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] There is a medication for this problem called valtrex. Go to your doctor and tell them you need some. [/ QUOTE ] date is in six hours! [/ QUOTE ] 1)Take knife from kitchen 2)Remove cold sore and leave visible scar. 3)Tell girl you had harelip like Joaquin Phoenix. 4)????? 5)Profit. [/ QUOTE ] He does not have to take a knife from the kitchen. He's a martial artist who's always carrying ninja throwing knives on him. He once posted about almost having to stab a homeless guy with his knife.
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08-04-2007, 05:47 PM
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Re: Wanna know how you can tell I\'m about to go out on a date?
Wait till it gets full of fluid.. take a needle and poke little holes in it, push on it kinda like a zit, make sure u catch the fluid with a piece of toilet paper though since you will wind up spreading it and making things worse if u get that fluid anywhere.
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