Famous urban legends

[Matt24]

my gf told me about this story that some acquantaince who used to work at arbys told her. SOmething about the roast beef coming in liquid form, so she won't eat there and hadn't in like 5 years even though she loves it. I'm like wtf, I'm looking this up, and sure enough its on Snopes as false. So she just called and I obv requested she pick up Arbys and it will be the first time she has had it in 5 years or whatever.

[NozeCandy]

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My good buddy Alex just called me from the Commerce about a hand that happened there recently. He wasn't at the table.

5-10 no-limit. Nice old rich guy and a punk kid are at the table. The punk kid has been riding the old man for hours. The old guy hasn't said anything. Finally they tangle in a huge pot and get all the money in. The kid shows a big aces full - a jackpot qualifier. The old man says, "Well, I'm rich already," flashes quads, and MUCKS HIS HAND.

Punk goes ballistic. Floor says sorry kid it doesn't count.

Old man then whips out a wad of bills and pays everyone else at the table what they would have won in the jackpot.


Now that's style.



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This is amazing.

[shaniac]

I once heard Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't really chicken, it's some specially bred hybrid animal, liked "Animal 37" that's why they had to change the to "KFC."

[emon87]

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I once heard Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't really chicken, it's some specially bred hybrid animal, liked "Animal 37" that's why they had to change the to "KFC."

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lol for some reason I get really mad when people tell me that as fact

[punkass]

my god...i get so many of these crazy emails from coworkers...

You can notify police if you are being robbed at an ATM by putting your PIN in backwards order.

Any one of many emails saying that Bill Gates/Microsoft/Yahoo/Google/etc will donate 25 or whatever cents per each email forwarded to a special cause.

People who eat too much chicken wings will feel the effects of the growth hormones used in chickens. Females especially will develop cysts.

Students stare at the sun until they go blind while on a LSD trip.

You can unlock your car using a cell phone, even if you are miles away.


I hate getting these emails.

[oe39]

someone's girlfriend put turkey necks in his freezer and he thought they were frozen severed penises

[jeffnc]

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lol @ accidentally barbecuing a human baby. Hope that really happened.

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This is funny to you? How about deleting this post, mod.

[shaniac]

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lol @ accidentally barbecuing a human baby. Hope that really happened.

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This is funny to you? How about deleting this post, mod.

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You think you have the right to censor me just because you don't share my sense of humor? Especially for a one-off comment that was meant in jest and should actually be offensive to no one, it's a lame request.

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This is funny to you? How about deleting this post, mod.

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Dude, unless you accidentally grilled your kid in your BBQ, how are you gonna take offense to his comment?

[shaniac]

back on topic,

does gum stay undigested in our stomachs for 7 years if we swallow it?