Am I going to hell?

[Caldarooni]

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This thread reminds me of that one episode of 3's Company where there was a misunderstanding.

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God is this brilliant.

[pergesu]

omg I don't remember posting this.

Okay so here's what happened...

The chicks weren't really into me sexually, they are lesbians after all [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Mostly they just like me and wanted to put on a good show for me. I didn't get to have any sex, I think I was voyeur stimulation for them. They wanted to cuddle and stuff, they put me in the middle and then sort of leaned over me and made out with each other. One of the girls had me guide her hand up the other chick's leg. [censored] like that.

I think maybe there's a chance I could bang them at some point, but they didn't want to take it that far last night. But it was still awesome.

Noah mentioned that maybe I deserve some new title...my only suggestion is a * because I didn't get pictures. As LFS said they'd certainly let me.

Tomorrow night we're having my late birthday / going away party. My quasi-girlfriend will be there, and she really likes chicks...I think they'd all get along. Also one time I mentioned hooking up with those chicks to her and she said it sounded fun...and I asked her what about when chicks say that they'll often have a threesome but then they know they can't be serious with that guy anymore. They'll have the fun but it's really over at that point from then on. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Yeah...but this is a foursome"

So obv I will do my very best to make awesome stuff happen tomorrow and to take pictures.

[Blarg]

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This thread reminds me of that one episode of 3's Company where there was a misunderstanding.

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God is this brilliant.

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That must be like the only one that I missed.

[suzzer99]

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So obv I will do my very best to make awesome stuff happen tomorrow and to take pictures.

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Good luck and godspeed!

[marchron]

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So obv I will do my very best to make awesome stuff happen tomorrow and to take pictures.

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After blowing it the first time, you owe us video now.

[B-P-L]

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what are you trying to say happened? i read your post through 3 times and wasn't sure if you were hinting that you had a threesome or what. can you do cliffnotes?

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John, you need to get laid son. I've read your posts and you need to get laid. Ain't nothing wrong with that. My longest spell was like 14 months. And I'm only 22. wtf.

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Makes perfect sense to me. Hope all goes well. Btw: can you tell us what [censored] you're on?

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I have three mind-altering-substances of choice. Ecstasy, pot, and alcohol. Right now I'm rolling, and I'm hoping my penis grows to more than an inch long.


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ps. don't anybody ever accuse me of making a lame post, ever.

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Fo rullz. HB I've seen yer posts for quite a whlie and I LOVE em. Super entertaining to say the very least. Fighting on the internet is DEEE-DEE-DEEEEEEEEEE






but on the off chance you ever need support, I got yer back. holla

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good approximation of the result from this e-tard threesome