I got slapped 1st time ever

[Triumph36]

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Blond girl tries to insult me based on my badass leather jacket.

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this is a million times more hilarious to me because every time i read one of these stories i always picture you in that leather jacket

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i thought you always pictured your tongue in his mouth

this is classic dan bright - it's like GA mixed with spaceman bryce

[diamonddawg]

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"we're sorry"

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this alone makes ME want to slap HER

[BJLTNYK]

You're like a non fake Tucker Max...bless you Dan Bright

[LuckyDice]

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bless you Dan Bright

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[Lurker.]

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I did my final tally for the night and i think I only got like 3 numbers.

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and i was happy with the one number i got today.

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DAN BRIGHT FOR GOD

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[Dan BRIGHT]

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have you thought about opening up a school on dating

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no i am actually not that good yet but I will be someday

[Dan87]

lol tonic

that place is so crowded, plus when i went up to the bar and looked at the dance floor the ratio of guys to girls was like 3:1

plus the music was some horrible underground techno

im very bitter

[LonesomeFugitive]

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cliffs pls

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[doubLe a tom]

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cliffs pls

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[willie]

nice tr mr bright.