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Old 07-20-2007, 02:32 PM
tarheeljks tarheeljks is offline
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Default Re: Why is hand job given by other more satisfying?

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you guys are missing the point, head is where it's at.

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head infinitely superior to handjob.
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:38 PM
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Default Re: Why is hand job given by other more satisfying?

lol! smoking a joint right now and just cant stop laughing! very funny thread!
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:40 PM
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Default Re: Why is hand job given by other more satisfying?

It gives me someone else's face to nut on. It stings like a bitch when it gets in my eyes.
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:45 PM
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Default Re: Why is hand job given by other more satisfying?

make the girl use lotion or massage oil
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:46 PM
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OP sucks at masturbation
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:47 PM
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Default Re: Why is hand job given by other more satisfying?

OP's actual question is stupidly retarded
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:58 PM
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Default Re: Why is hand job given by other more satisfying?

A trick I learnt ages ago, before beating your own meat you should lie on top of your own arm to cut off the blood supply... do this for 10-15 minutes until your arm is turning blue. Now.. choke your own chicken and because you cant feel your own hand it feels like its someone else [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I've never been giving a proper hand job.. girls just dont have the stamina.
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:58 PM
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Default Re: Why is hand job given by other more satisfying?

I play along like I like it okay sometimes, but after the initial excitement of getting hard, I get bored very quickly with handplay. Same with a lot of BJ's. I think a lot of girls get a kick out of doing it and take some kind of pride in doing it well, but lots of those girls aren't really that good at it. I often feel not just happy but kind of relieved when I can get us past that and on to regular screwing.
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Old 07-20-2007, 03:00 PM
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Default Re: Why is hand job given by other more satisfying?

same reason as a bj...
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Old 07-20-2007, 03:02 PM
DonkeyKongSr DonkeyKongSr is offline
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Default Re: Why is hand job given by other more satisfying?

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A trick I learnt ages ago, before beating your own meat you should lie on top of your own arm to cut off the blood supply... do this for 10-15 minutes until your arm is turning blue. Now.. choke your own chicken and because you cant feel your own hand it feels like its someone else [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I've never been giving a proper hand job.. girls just dont have the stamina.

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That's a lot of work. I just paint my fingernails on my left hand and go to work.
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